whatbedsidemanners: (you're not serious)
Red Alert ([personal profile] whatbedsidemanners) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-08-19 05:47 pm

[Video]

I have a proposal to the Law Committee and my fellow medics.

[Pleasantries are for people who are not her, she decides to get right down to business.]

There are a significant number of citizens within the Haven, and our population is slowly growing. I think it's time to set up some form of health care, in order to insure that everyone is in peak physical condition. To start with, I suggest we have mandatory monthly check-ups for all species. These check-ups will not be invasive nor will they take very long.

[This will also force those who think they're too tough for medical care to have to submit to her medical care. She'll keep you all healthy whether you like it or not.]

If anyone has any comments or suggestions, now is a good time to bring them up.

[Locked to Starscream]

Speaking of which, "Skyfire", I'd like to do a check-up on your wing.

[That's not a request.]

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