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Well hey there everyone! Since we seem to have a few newcomers recently, I would like to extend a hand of welcome to them, and of course to let them know of the fine services I offer! First off, I should introduce myself! The name's Swindle, and I'm... a merchant, to say the least. Or entrepreneur, whichever works for you~

So! Need a weapon? An upgrade? Or perhaps you need some tools and other precious things that you've lost and would like found? Well, I'm just the person to help you out with that! So what do my services cost? Well, in the absence of an economy we'll have to work that out using the good old-fashioned barter system.

I just thought I should get this out there~ I'm always happy to help Cybertronians and organics in need.

[Lol what are Autobots and Decepticons?

But now to business.]

[Private to Skinny!Scream]

This took longer than I would have liked, but I do happen to have some of the items you've asked for! The other item of a delicate nature I'm afraid I haven't had the opportunity to obtain, and I must apologize for that.

But still, what I have are still here if you need them~

[Private to Wheeljack]

I happen to have the proper components for several different kinds of grenades and other fun explosives.

Now you can blow yourself up knowing that you're using the right equipment.

[Private to Pink!Scream]

Ah yes, you wanted a list of my inventory didn't you?

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Let's just say that some Decepticons have interesting hobbies and leave it at that shall we? It's not my place to judge anyone.

[He's not exactly outright denying that he took it, since telling lies is, surprisingly, not his thing.]

I'm sure I can find it for you though~

[Blurr opens his mouth but says nothing. Then closes it and shakes his head.] Idontwanttoknow.

[How strange. But a not straightforward negation makes him more suspicious.]

Will you find it in your pocket? I got no time for magic tricks Swindle I never liked that sort of shows.

You really need to expand your horizons a little bit Autobot. Go out and discover the world a little, you're way too stiff!

[Dancing around the subject? Oh yes.]

If someone in this primal cybertron have seen what the world has to offer those are both you and me I traveled around the galaxy just as much as you did if not ^more No need to give me life lessons.

[It frustrates Blurr to no end, good job.] My badge Swindle I need it back.

[Oh please, you'd have to live a couple of million years before you've travelled as much as he has.]

You know, if you ever need a good place to take a vacation might I suggest Airlandia? It's a nice planet and perfectly neutral! A couple of deca-cycles there and you might even relax a little!

[Ey Blurr is not as young as he seems. Are you calling yourself an old man? suits you.]

[this face, you bastard.]

Don't make me hunt you down and arrest you Swindle...

Arrest me and then do what? I can hardly be put on trial here~

Besides, I have several people who sort of need me to retrieve things for them. You can run around and play Elite Guard, but I actually have a job to do!

As for your badge...

You've never heard of house arrest? I'd lock you in your room you are a CRIMINAL Swindle don't think I forgot that Being part of the Elite Guard gives me the authority IN FACT seeing how there's no higher rank here now I AM the Elite Guard. [Blur misses Ultra Magnus.]

A criminal job and I care little about it.

[Yes, go on. He's waiting.]

Since Autobots and Decepticons are different factions I'm going to say that you have no direct authority over me. I may be a 'criminal' by your standards, but there's no denying that I'm very useful to those around me. I believe in good customer service after all.

Hmm, I'm not sure how retrieving things for people can be classified as 'criminal' here. There aren't any laws so I haven't broken any, simple as that.

If you took my badge that's a criminal action here there and everywhere and I care little about how useful you might look to others I know you better than that.

Re-trie-ving..of course. Any reason why you are delaying this?

I'm a busy person, so I'm afraid we're going to have to talk later!

Have a good night~

[And just like this... he hangs up on you Blurr.

Yep.]

[You son of a glitch! he will find you one day. HE NEEDS THAT BACK.]

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