[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well hey there everyone! Since we seem to have a few newcomers recently, I would like to extend a hand of welcome to them, and of course to let them know of the fine services I offer! First off, I should introduce myself! The name's Swindle, and I'm... a merchant, to say the least. Or entrepreneur, whichever works for you~

So! Need a weapon? An upgrade? Or perhaps you need some tools and other precious things that you've lost and would like found? Well, I'm just the person to help you out with that! So what do my services cost? Well, in the absence of an economy we'll have to work that out using the good old-fashioned barter system.

I just thought I should get this out there~ I'm always happy to help Cybertronians and organics in need.

[Lol what are Autobots and Decepticons?

But now to business.]

[Private to Skinny!Scream]

This took longer than I would have liked, but I do happen to have some of the items you've asked for! The other item of a delicate nature I'm afraid I haven't had the opportunity to obtain, and I must apologize for that.

But still, what I have are still here if you need them~


[Private to Wheeljack]

I happen to have the proper components for several different kinds of grenades and other fun explosives.

Now you can blow yourself up knowing that you're using the right equipment.


[Private to Pink!Scream]

Ah yes, you wanted a list of my inventory didn't you?

Comments

Re: [Video/Private]

[sparkless]

Where are you holed up at the moment?

Yes, I figured you would be interested. Swindle, we have a severe lack of a certain item around here. And that really should be rectified.

[Video/Private]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Same place as always!

And what would this 'severe lack of a certain item' be?

[He can definitely see profit in his future.]

Re: [Video/Private]

[sparkless]

Liege's temple? [Good, he might have to steal a bit of time in your washracks.]

Currency. I'm sick of this barter system nonsense. We need to make some cold, hard cash. You with me?

[Video/Private]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Yep.

[His optics widen and the suggestion and a grin spreads across his face. Swindle's won't lie, he finds the barter system mildly annoying to work with. Oh he can work with it, but it's not ideal for him.]

I'm with you. I'm a fan of tangible cash, so whatever needs to be done rest assured I'll get it done.

Re: [Video/Private]

[sparkless]

[Now that's exactly the reaction Starscream was looking for. You can practically hear the cash register noise going off in Swindle's head.]

Mm, knew I could count on you. [Grin]

Let's just make sure that you and me are on top of the money mountain when this all builds up, yes?