[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well hey there everyone! Since we seem to have a few newcomers recently, I would like to extend a hand of welcome to them, and of course to let them know of the fine services I offer! First off, I should introduce myself! The name's Swindle, and I'm... a merchant, to say the least. Or entrepreneur, whichever works for you~

So! Need a weapon? An upgrade? Or perhaps you need some tools and other precious things that you've lost and would like found? Well, I'm just the person to help you out with that! So what do my services cost? Well, in the absence of an economy we'll have to work that out using the good old-fashioned barter system.

I just thought I should get this out there~ I'm always happy to help Cybertronians and organics in need.

[Lol what are Autobots and Decepticons?

But now to business.]

[Private to Skinny!Scream]

This took longer than I would have liked, but I do happen to have some of the items you've asked for! The other item of a delicate nature I'm afraid I haven't had the opportunity to obtain, and I must apologize for that.

But still, what I have are still here if you need them~


[Private to Wheeljack]

I happen to have the proper components for several different kinds of grenades and other fun explosives.

Now you can blow yourself up knowing that you're using the right equipment.


[Private to Pink!Scream]

Ah yes, you wanted a list of my inventory didn't you?

Comments

[video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Murder is not specifically my business, but yes it is a business among certain folk.

You really need to get out more you know.

[Aww, innocents are so cute when they start to discover how the universe works!]

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

[He's been around enough.]

Among monsters.

I'm going to do whatever I can to stop monsters like you.

[video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Now you're just hurting my feelings.

Are you really going to say that everyone who handles weapons deserves to die?

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

If I have to kill you to protect these people from more bloodshed, I will.

[And out comes the ruthless side of Albert.]

I've had enough of death dealers spreading warfare and misery.

[video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Tsk tsk, it's always tragic when I come across people with no vision. No worries, I'm not going to put anyone in danger, so killing me wouldn't do you one bit of good.

In case you haven't noticed: I'm not doing either.

I'm just a simple merchant who wants to start a business~ No shame in that.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

Your business leads to warfare, it aggravates it. What kind of vision is that?

I will find a way to stop you, trust me.

[video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

A vision from the business perspective.

Don't worry, I know that not everyone can see things as unbiased as I do.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

There's no convincing you. There's never convincing people like you. You only understand through brute force.