Isaac Clarke (
cec_engineer) wrote in
re_alignment2013-09-06 06:48 pm
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[VIDEO | Solus Prime's temple]
I wish I could say being transported to another universe was the strangest thing that's happened to me.
Assuming these robots haven't been loaded with the wrong data, I'm supposed to believe I'm on a planet called Cybertron? Can't say I've heard of it before.
[Sigh] At least I'm... safe now. I assume these robots have some sort of defense function - God knows I could use a break.
[Despite his initial comment being fairly light hearted, Isaac is frowning.]
Assuming these robots haven't been loaded with the wrong data, I'm supposed to believe I'm on a planet called Cybertron? Can't say I've heard of it before.
[Sigh] At least I'm... safe now. I assume these robots have some sort of defense function - God knows I could use a break.
Anyway, the original broadcast of this video was to see whether I'm alone or not. Spending the rest of my natural life with these mechs isn't really my idea of retirement.

video; still having flashbacks ugh
[ She chides, waving off the compliment. ]
Quite the opposite, they pulled their heads out while I was alive, but found their way back in when I died. This...anti-alien organization---Cerberus. They don't work for the government.
[ She shakes her head. ]
I'm not selfless---just a commander. If I'd have left anyone for my own sake, I'm sure my mother would hunt me down and make sure to kill me.
With a lot of money, plastic and synthetics. It's...been a while, I'm sure some of me has grown back into the bone grafts and skin weaves, but I'd still wager a good 85% of me is artificial. Organic, not robotic. Though there's enough hardware in me still to set off a metal detector.
Re: video; i had tali with me for reasons i still don't know and just. never again.
You certainly seem human enough; if you're still you in the... y'know, brain-y area. [So smooth] They did a damn good job, regardless. Certainly sounds a lot more morally sound than the limb replacements in my universe.
Then again, you did say anti-alien - so maybe I'm spouting off about things I know nothing about. [SHRUG]
video; AHHHH
You'd be amazed at what survives a fall through the atmosphere. I'll pass on the compliment.
What's so morally unjust about them?
Re: video; i feel like i betrayed garrus because my other squaddie was kaidan. awful.
[He's surprised Shepard wasn't atomized on impact, to be honest. Best keep that though to himself.]
It's less the practice than the, uh, lack of consent. That, and body farms cloning farms are just really damn creepy.
video; HOW COULD YOU????
[ She takes a seat on a rock to continue talking, ]
Shit. Well, then I guess we're both glad you're here.
Re: video; i should not be allowed to play video games
Ha, cute. Everything on a broken ship full of zombies is 10 times scarier than normal.
[Did he forget to mention the whole necromorph thing? Oops!]
Video; yeah, permission revoked sir.
[ Did you just say that. ]
Re: Video; ;_;
[M-maybe he got a little bit too comfortable. He's only human!]
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Eh, true. I guess both our lives are fucked up enough that we'll fit right in here.
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[ She shrugs. ]
Zombies got anything to do with body farming you were mentioning?
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It didn't help that the corpses are weaponized unpon death, either. This suit is sturdy as hell but when you're being smacked around by an abomination of about five different people mashed together, it sure does show its weak points.
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That---[ Doesn't make any damn sense. Weaponizing a corpse? ]
I'll give you a few pointers. Atmospheric pressure falls pretty high above alien zombies.
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[It's hard to explain, ok! Oh god pls stop looking at him like that its making him nervous] I mean like, the ribs are forced outwards and combined with the arm bones to make spike type things that they use as a primary attack. They're generally just all about spikes and acid.
I'll try to bare that in mind next time I'm encounter them. Assuming I'm not too scared shitless to think clearly, of course.
[He's not really gonna try and pretend he's anything but terrified of them.]