[VIDEO | Solus Prime's temple]

[cec_engineer]

I wish I could say being transported to another universe was the strangest thing that's happened to me.

[Despite his initial comment being fairly light hearted, Isaac is frowning.]

Assuming these robots haven't been loaded with the wrong data, I'm supposed to believe I'm on a planet called Cybertron? Can't say I've heard of it before.

[Sigh] At least I'm... safe now. I assume these robots have some sort of defense function - God knows I could use a break.

Anyway, the original broadcast of this video was to see whether I'm alone or not. Spending the rest of my natural life with these mechs isn't really my idea of retirement.

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[cec_engineer]

Here I thought I'd managed to avoid all the crazy ones.

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[jazz_musician]

[His laughter subsides to a lazy grin.]

Hey now, I'm not crazy. No no, I'm just...

[His visor dims in thought.]

...unbalanced. But in a fun way! [Smooth as hell, this one is.] At least I'm not trying to eat you? [He's trying to sound reassuring but no. Never mention that shit to humans... or Sentinel. Ever.]

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[cec_engineer]

I don't-

What are you talking about?

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[jazz_musician]

...I dunno.

[He shrugs, still as easy as ever.]

How 'bout we talk about something you know. Anything. Like- [He snaps his fingers, imagine a lightbulb suddenly flashing over his because IDEAAAA~] Tell me about yourself!

[Does the stranger danger rule even apply on this planet anymore?]

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[cec_engineer]

Why would I want to tell you about myself when I have no idea who you are? So far all you've done is scare and confuse me.

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[jazz_musician]

...uh.

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[jazz_musician]

...EHHHH-

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[jazz_musician]

[WELL, SHIT.]

I have no idea where to go from here, man.

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[cec_engineer]

Well, I guess that's what happens when you treat life as a joke.

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[jazz_musician]

Now that just ain't right...

[Ouch. Really know how to harsh a bots style, dude.]

I don't treat everything in life as a joke....only like...75% of everyday life. [All work and no play makes Jazz a dull bot.]

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[cec_engineer]

Look, I'm all for having a laugh, but you gotta learn when it's appropriate.

[Sigh]

Whatever, at least you didn't yell at me for saying 'robots' instead of autonomous beings.

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[jazz_musician]

[He shrugs, grinning at the implications.]

Well, we're considered robots to humans like humans are considered organics to robots. So it only makes sense, ya feel me?

Respect, man. That's all there is to it. [R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB-- Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me)]

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[cec_engineer]

I... think I understand you?

It's been made very clear certain members of your species don't have any. [Huff huff]

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[jazz_musician]

Good! [He claps his hands together, making a loud, over-exaggerated slapping sound. It probably sounds like a thunder clap to the engineer though, dear god.]

Guess you just attract the feisty ones. [Smiles but it turns out more like an excited grimace. Only Jazz could pull that off at this point.]

Eh, ya can't get along with every bot! [Shrugs-they're easier to frag with-in more ways then one.]

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[cec_engineer]

[Isaac winces some at the clap. Turn the volume down before you do that, damnit!]

Yeah, that's... one word for them - and no, I think I can tell already which, uh, bots to avoid in the future.