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re_alignment2013-09-06 11:35 pm
mccrane) wrote in re_alignment2013-09-06 11:35 pm
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[Open][Video; From Police Headquarters]
[The video is taken from inside the Police Headquarters, as it usually is from McCrane. It is zoomed in closer to him than normal, and those with high perception may notice a strange screeching noise in the background. However, McCrane begins as if nothing is wrong.]
This is a status report and also an inquiry.
The murder suspect Tarn and his associate, Kaon, were apprehended approximately a week ago. They are in our custody, restrained, with Tarn's vocal synthesizer...
[Hm. What is the right word to use for 'mostly ripped out and we decided to leave it that way but I feel vaguely bad about it but not as bad as I'd feel if he hadn't killed people who mean the world to me?']
...Offline. If any wish to reach him, they may do so through text. I would like to put it to the Judicial Committee and the Defense Committee to determine an appropriate punishment for the pair, though if anyone has any suggestions I will note them here.
Many of our downed officers have since resurrected, but there are a few individuals unaccounted for. Please, if you get word of them let me know.
[His constant state of worry has been higher lately, but at least this was not as bad as it could have been. Other inconveniences, however...]
[The background screeching intensifies, and McCrane's winces in pain just before the video cuts out.]
[Locked to Prowl]
[He looks normal enough by the time he sends this message at least.]
How should we go about feeding Tarn and Kaon?
...
Have we been feeding Tarn and Kaon?
[Locked to Gunmax]
When you come within transmission range of the Haven again, please let me know. I've been worried...
[Locked to Laharl]
[The close up view of McCrane finally pans out, to reveal a very demonic-looking penguin that was attached to McCrane's pointer finger--by its penguin teeth--the entire time.]
It has your name on it. Please stop by Headquarters to retrieve your lost belonging, and in the future kindly inform the Haven when a dangerous creature is loose?
~
This is a status report and also an inquiry.
The murder suspect Tarn and his associate, Kaon, were apprehended approximately a week ago. They are in our custody, restrained, with Tarn's vocal synthesizer...
[Hm. What is the right word to use for 'mostly ripped out and we decided to leave it that way but I feel vaguely bad about it but not as bad as I'd feel if he hadn't killed people who mean the world to me?']
...Offline. If any wish to reach him, they may do so through text. I would like to put it to the Judicial Committee and the Defense Committee to determine an appropriate punishment for the pair, though if anyone has any suggestions I will note them here.
Many of our downed officers have since resurrected, but there are a few individuals unaccounted for. Please, if you get word of them let me know.
[His constant state of worry has been higher lately, but at least this was not as bad as it could have been. Other inconveniences, however...]
[The background screeching intensifies, and McCrane's winces in pain just before the video cuts out.]
[Locked to Prowl]
[He looks normal enough by the time he sends this message at least.]
How should we go about feeding Tarn and Kaon?
...
Have we been feeding Tarn and Kaon?
[Locked to Gunmax]
When you come within transmission range of the Haven again, please let me know. I've been worried...
[Locked to Laharl]
[The close up view of McCrane finally pans out, to reveal a very demonic-looking penguin that was attached to McCrane's pointer finger--by its penguin teeth--the entire time.]
It has your name on it. Please stop by Headquarters to retrieve your lost belonging, and in the future kindly inform the Haven when a dangerous creature is loose?
~
[locked]
[Pause]
But it does look evil, so I'll take it. Ahahaha ha ha!
Oh yeah, by the way ... I found your leg.
[locked]
[Did they have that here? Had he missed something?]
Yes, please come and retrieve it. It will not listen to me and it keeps eating my reports.
[Wait a moment. He has to look down to check that he has both for this one, because it is so strange to hear.]
Did you say leg?
[locked]
Then it'll be perfect for my evil goals!
...
And yes, that's what it says. You really should keep track of your body parts.
[locked]
[He's got a suspicion that it would be a bad idea.]
May I see this leg?