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[redshirtrobot]

So uhm. I'm looking for Starscream? I think I have something of his... actually a lot of somethings.

[Fracas is standing in front of aquarium... that is full of piranacons. Two of them in particular seem interested in his fingers, snapping at the glass ineffectively. He stares at them, blanching briefly.]

What are these, anyway? And why do they keep trying to bite me?


[Locked to scientists/medics/Prime cast... and Skids]

Also... Some of you know that I recently. Got new information from home. And I know some of you have been experimenting with. With a synthetic variant of energon from my world.

[The Vehicon huffs, face going visibly stoney.]

It would be better if you stop. Because this can happen.

[What follows is a video of a number of horrible terrorcons with split open jaws and suspiciously tentacly tongues, headed for the camera. There is no sound, but anyone savvy enough can probably figure out the camera operator (as it was) was Fracas.]

And if this happens, I'm going to shoot everyone involved. And I won't feel bad about it, because I am not having a zombie apocalypse here.

[Try him B|]

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[angleofscience]

How about no. [Just... flat look, though it quirks a little as he continues.] If you actually want to do that, I'm sure we can find some other piece of organic non-plant matter to give to those... things.

Something might be found in the pantry that could have asmall piece spared.

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[aerospacecommander]

But that won't be nearly as entertaining.

Why do you always have to ruin my fun?

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[angleofscience]

You could always tie the meat to a string and repeatedly yank it out before they can get to it if they do react to it as sustenance.

[Deadpan.]

Because your first reactions as to what's fun doesn't really mesh well with the health of others.

[Of course, in this case Starscream might not have meant it, but in general that would be the reason he's trying to steer away from that.]

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[aerospacecommander]

What can I say? I'm a Decepticon. We don't care much about the "health of others."

Besides, it would be fun.

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[angleofscience]

I've noticed. [Shaking his helm, Jetfire looks Starscream up and down.]

It'd be simpler to go for something already-dead and food-grade than to take someone who will be noticed as missing and missed.

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[aerospacecommander]

But not as enlightening.

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[angleofscience]

Either they would go for a piece of organic meat or they wouldn't. The presence, or lack thereof, of struggling would doubtfully add anything of worth to the result.

[:|]

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[aerospacecommander]

Still not as fun.

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[angleofscience]

Starscream... [It's more of a mutter than anything else as he drags a palm down his faceplates.] Not that I would condone it, but if that's what you really want, perhaps you should go search the wastelands for some critter, then.

[He doesn't even like saying it, because he shouldn't be, and he wouldn't want to know if that's what Starscream woudl end up doing.]