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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[The feed opens to Crow T Robot, standing in what looks like Nexu's quadrant. He carries only his VCR and his videotape. Clearing his throat, Crow tries to make himself look professional as possible.]

Hello, you may have or hopefully not have heard of Tarn. Boy, who would've figured he had a history?

Anyhow, as you may know, I have always remained unaffiliated in anyway with Tarn or people named Tarn or any similarities to the name. However, there are some who might disagree.

That is why I am going on the lam. Some of you might say this proves my guilt, but I respond with the inspiring words of Rutherford B Hayes: "It is only justice that has the courage to run away."

And so, I am doing the right thing and running away to an American embassy on Cybertron. I'm sure they have them here...I mean, America has embassies EVERYWHERE.

Anyhow, so long from the completely innocent and unaccountable Crow.

Comments

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[OH NO BAD, VERY BAD.]

No NO--I mean uhhh listen, let's keep this between you and me: I'm still with you guys, I'm just a double agent--you know, like James Bond! Ahehe...

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[rednotbluethx]

I ain't heard of no James Bond.

An' nice try, moron. Ya better keep yer eyes peeled, 'cause ya never know when I'll show up...

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

You know...I'm not sure whether to be scared of you or if I should laugh at you.

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[rednotbluethx]

I can hit you once an' send you flyin' in five directions. I'm sayin' you should fear me.