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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[The feed opens to Crow T Robot, standing in what looks like Nexu's quadrant. He carries only his VCR and his videotape. Clearing his throat, Crow tries to make himself look professional as possible.]

Hello, you may have or hopefully not have heard of Tarn. Boy, who would've figured he had a history?

Anyhow, as you may know, I have always remained unaffiliated in anyway with Tarn or people named Tarn or any similarities to the name. However, there are some who might disagree.

That is why I am going on the lam. Some of you might say this proves my guilt, but I respond with the inspiring words of Rutherford B Hayes: "It is only justice that has the courage to run away."

And so, I am doing the right thing and running away to an American embassy on Cybertron. I'm sure they have them here...I mean, America has embassies EVERYWHERE.

Anyhow, so long from the completely innocent and unaccountable Crow.

Comments

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[aerospacecommander]

And here I thought you were Tarn's poster boy.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

I now and never have been a poster boy for anyone.

Pin up boy, however....

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[aerospacecommander]

Staple you to a wall boy maybe ..

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Now there's the wit I've been waiting for!

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[adamndoctor]

Running ain't gonna solve your problem, kid.

Besides, they'd probably find you.

[He's joking, but... Heh.]

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well no, but it'll delay my problems long enough to get distracted by them.

--Please don't rat me out.

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[adamndoctor]

I don't think you need to worry about me sayin' anything, seein' as you sort of did that yourself with this broadcast, kid.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

I think you mean how I totally proved my innocence, gotcha.

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[rednotbluethx]

It ain't like we needed or wanted ya, but ain't no one betray Tarn's posse! I'm comin' fer ya, gold-bot!

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[OH NO BAD, VERY BAD.]

No NO--I mean uhhh listen, let's keep this between you and me: I'm still with you guys, I'm just a double agent--you know, like James Bond! Ahehe...

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[rednotbluethx]

I ain't heard of no James Bond.

An' nice try, moron. Ya better keep yer eyes peeled, 'cause ya never know when I'll show up...

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

You know...I'm not sure whether to be scared of you or if I should laugh at you.

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[rednotbluethx]

I can hit you once an' send you flyin' in five directions. I'm sayin' you should fear me.

[deadlydoctor]

I give you an a for effort.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I tried and that's all should be asked/legally required of me.

[deadlydoctor]

True.

you could always tell them you were brainwashed or blackmailed to help Tarn. [Knock Out's 100% sure no one will fall for it, but there you have a few ides Crow.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...heeeey, that could work! Yeah, pull the Manchurian Candidate defense!

Thanks, cherry bot!

[deadlydoctor]

It's a classic.

The name's Knock Out, yellow C3Po wannabe...guy.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Hey don't compare me to that tin-plated Liberace. I'm way cooler than him.

[Private]

[4_toteachus]

If you're going to make a decision, you should at least stick with it you coward.

[Private]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Uh I am sticking with a decision, it's called LIVING.

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[4_toteachus]

You made a decision to side with Tarn.

Even if it was the wrong decision, you should at least own up to it.

[Four can't even begin to describe how she feels about the whole Tarn issue, and about her status as a Decepticon. It's all very confusing and she wishes she hadn't allowed herself to get in this deep. She's just a stitchpunk for goodness sake.]

[Private]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Welcome to your own personal Watergate, Four.]

I am owning up to it...by putting my own spin on it. I mean...we ARE Decepticons, right?

You know...DECEPT....

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[4_toteachus]

I should give you to Shockwave for being such a coward.

You're not going to get away with this you know, someone's going to get mad at you.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

Jeeze, you're sounding like Joel.

It's not my fault! All I wanted was a father figure! And look at me! I'd get squished by these guys in two seconds!