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re_alignment2013-09-08 12:20 pm
uknowuwantmebaby) wrote in re_alignment2013-09-08 12:20 pm
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[The feed opens to Crow T Robot, standing in what looks like Nexu's quadrant. He carries only his VCR and his videotape. Clearing his throat, Crow tries to make himself look professional as possible.]
Hello, you may have or hopefully not have heard of Tarn. Boy, who would've figured he had a history?
Anyhow, as you may know, I have always remained unaffiliated in anyway with Tarn or people named Tarn or any similarities to the name. However, there are some who might disagree.
That is why I am going on the lam. Some of you might say this proves my guilt, but I respond with the inspiring words of Rutherford B Hayes: "It is only justice that has the courage to run away."
And so, I am doing the right thing and running away to an American embassy on Cybertron. I'm sure they have them here...I mean, America has embassies EVERYWHERE.
Anyhow, so long from the completely innocent and unaccountable Crow.
Hello, you may have or hopefully not have heard of Tarn. Boy, who would've figured he had a history?
Anyhow, as you may know, I have always remained unaffiliated in anyway with Tarn or people named Tarn or any similarities to the name. However, there are some who might disagree.
That is why I am going on the lam. Some of you might say this proves my guilt, but I respond with the inspiring words of Rutherford B Hayes: "It is only justice that has the courage to run away."
And so, I am doing the right thing and running away to an American embassy on Cybertron. I'm sure they have them here...I mean, America has embassies EVERYWHERE.
Anyhow, so long from the completely innocent and unaccountable Crow.
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[And here begins the sobbing.]
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But you know what they say, audacity is the refuge...it's....I'm sure people will look back at this and laugh.
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Just stay low and mind your own business. Most people have other things besides you to worry about.
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Yeah, yeah, it'll be as low-key as Jimmy Carter's retirement.
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You are one spooky doll. Bet ya Tom would like you.
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No one's ever called me spooky before.
[She's genuinely puzzled. What happened to being called cute by everyone?]
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And in one minute you're talking about dissections and the apocalypse. That is spooky.
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[What is normal conversation.]
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How about you? Did you get something?
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No it's a movie...you know, moving things....it bites.