[Video - Transmission from: Solian Medbay] 3rd Flight

[prettyfly4adinobot]

[When the video cuts on, Swoop seems to still be in the medbay. Horrible cannon wounds to the stomach and all. More importantly, he is peering at what looks to be a small bolt parading its way up his arm. He chirps at it a couple times before remembering that yes, he did turn on the video for a reason.]

Where bot named Cliffjumper? Me found bottle full of little walking bolts and screws, has his name and picture on it.

Also uhm. Me, Swoop sorry. Couple of them escape.

[Swoop you liar, you opened it on purpose and ten of them got out. Aside from the one on his arm they are all marching in the direction of his gut.]

Them kind of tickle a bit.

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[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

[If Glit had been anywhere near the Solian medbay before, he certainly isn't in there now. In fact, he probably ran away with his tail between his legs before he got a hold of himself.]

Scraplets! You can't possibly be serious!?

[He seems to be staring at the screen in horrified fascination, in between rooting around in his cabinets for something.

It's like watching a train wreck. If the train wreck involved the train being eaten alive by the passengers.]

[Video]

[prettyfly4adinobot]

[Swoop look incredibly unimpressed. More people shouting that word, grah.] Doily! [He shrugs. How do you like people shouting random things at you.]

Them inverse scraplets. Other white kitty said. They fix instead of eating.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

...Doily.

[Wat.]

Is this... some weird Dinobot thing?

[Glit shakes his head, and goes back to digging in the cabinet. He pulls out a bottle of water - the label pasted over the brand name reads 'Prescription Scraplet Remover' - before nearly dropping the hard-won bottle with a startled jerk.]

...Inverse. Scraplets? That heal?

[Pressing up against the vidscreen, Swoop gets subjected to an intent, supremely disbelieving cat-stare, even as Glit clutches at the (apparently unnecessary) bottle of water hard enough to dent the plastic.]

[Video]

[prettyfly4adinobot]

When you all explain scraplets instead of just shouting word, then me explain doilies.

[They were able to pick up the Home and Garden network on Dinobot Island, he totally knows what he's talking about.]

Uh-huh. Them fixing where me shot by cannon. Would show you, but there children on network. Me not want to scare them. Can come see yourself... but you try to kill them and me light you on fire.

[Don't worry, he threatens everyone like that. It's normal!]