[Video] [Open to All] If we BUILD IT, they will come!

[winged_knight]

[He pops on the com, looking waaaaay too excited and eager, even for Wing.]

Fortune shines on us friends! Several of us have been talking about the need for a Rec Center and Bar, a place for everyone to gather, meet up and socialize. It appears the Lambda has, well, gifted us with an extraordinary bit of definitely-NOT-junk which we should be able to use as building materials! [He's not quite sure what this "lumber" stuff is, but it seems like it might be useful?]

[Not necessarily locked to McCrane]
I think you know more about construction that anyone here right? Can you help us out with telling us what we should focus on grabbing to make this happen?

[Not necessarily locked to Soundwave]
Hey, I know you're laid up mech, and we only briefly talked about drawing up blueprints for this idea, but are there any special materials that you think I should look for?

[Not necessarily locked to Blurr]
Hey look, weren't we just talking about this!? I can't believe it! Can you help coordinate any other volunteers we get for gathering and cataloging whatever materials McCrane and Soundwave say we need?

[Everyone else]
Want a bar, a game room, a restaurant, a dance club, a lounge? Help us out by collecting and transporting materials!

A list of useful things:


Beams, preferably steel
Sheet metal or wood
Wiring & lighting
Furnishings
concrete and ceramic blocks

Comments

[winged_knight]

[Wing has an idea, because he's pretty jazzed himself.]

You knew it? Exactly how?

Well regardless, it's a great bit of fortune for us!

[kingofthetvworld]

Isn't it? I'm starting to think I'm some kind of good luck charm. Ha! Take that, rabbits. Soon enough, everyone will line up for lucky bears feet instead of--

On second thought, rabbits can be the lucky ones all they want. I'll keep my feet, thanks.

Now about this bar...

[winged_knight]

Uhh, what did the rabbits do wrong?

[Earth culture, weird.]

Feet...what?

Yes, that bar, that's a good topic. [One he understands.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Now, in order for my amazing plan to work, you need to hire a bartender with a sense of humor. Oh! And a studio audience, you need one of those, too.

That shouldn't be too difficult, right? Tell me when I'm asking for too much.

[winged_knight]

Well I assume a bartender of some kind will be required but...

... [You didn't know the crest of his helm could do that.]

What's a studio audience?

[kingofthetvworld]

It's an audience in a studio. ...I think. You know, I'm not hundred percent sure. All I know is all the bars on TV have one.

You see, if I'm going to be a proper wingbear, I'm going to need the perfect bar.

[winged_knight]

So do we have to build a studio then too? Would it count if the bar had a stage and there were people watching? [He hopes, since he's pretty sure that trying to construct two buildings might be stretching it a bit.]

...Wingbear?

[He laughs, because that just sounds absurd. And very Teddie.]

Do tell?

[kingofthetvworld]

The wingbear is the bear, meaning me, who helps his buddies score while at a bar. I just walk up to the person my pal's interested in and say 'Have you met my friend so-and-so?'.

The rest is kinda fuzzy, but I'm pretty sure it works like a charm. Instant scoring!

And don't worry about the studio. I'm sure you can just set up a few chairs and we can make an audience out of that.

[winged_knight]

So you introduce them? [That seems relatively harmless?]

[Oh. Or maybe not. This is Teddie after all. Wing decides to apply similar logic to it, because obviously that's the best way to understand it.]

So...do you know how charms work then...? [It's a serious question!]

Wait... [Okay, this is getting really complex.] You have people watching you score? [.....kinky.]

[comment not here]

[sword_redemption]

[ He tried to warn you abouth the wingbear, Wing. He really did. ]

[comment also not here]

[winged_knight]

[ Is it even possible to be properly prepared for this!? Kudos for trying though Drift.]