[video; near Solus's temple]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[The video switches on with a small thunk; lying on its side, playing a rather grisly scene. Sentinel Prime is on the ground, getting his ass whooped - he's not in the best of condition, and he's taken quite a few beatings already, but the worst injury of all is the fact his right leg's been torn off and cast aside, spilling energon everywhere.

And oh golly, his assailant appears to be Ambulon. Ambulon, in his perfect purple and blue paint scheme. His back is to the recording, but you clearly see how he's repeatedly stomping Sentinel in the torso with one foot.]

This your doing, Autobot!? You bring me here!? [And Ambulon is just pounding away at the half-conscious Sentinel. The answer he gets isn't good enough; not that it's much of an answer so much as a noise.] Where's the rest of your crew? Where's your leader? [But he kind of laughs because, yeah, he's not expecting any answers. Just watching the suffering is enough - but he is angry. Ambulon swings back his foot and kicks Sentinel hard in the side. At this point, he's moved around the Autobot and--oh, is that a Decepticon insignia on his shoulder?]

I got bigger things to deal with. You're not worth my time. [And so Ambulon just sort of bails on the Autobot, picking up the device as he goes along. He's surprised it's been recording all this time, however.] Well. Seems I got the Autobot's friends on the line already. Don't worry. Your big-chinned companion'll live - if you get to him in time. But first, I want some answers: who the Hell brought me here, where the Hell is Megatron or the DJD, and who the Hell do I have to kill to get back?

[OOC: Got permission from Sentinel-mun for Sentinel's ass-beating. ♥ There'll be a thread in this post for anyone who wants to help Sentinel. And I recommend someone does, 'cause he kinda needs help. :(]

Comments

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Maybe, maybe not. But it should get me answers in a more entertaining way. [Researching videos is for nerds.]

Personal interest, huh? What do you do in your spare time that calls for martial arts, hmm? [oh God look at his greasy leer]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

Of course. [Have a flickering of her optics very similar to an eyeroll, Ambulon. And what is it with people and leering??]

Widening my knowledge. Martial arts isn't just useful in my function as recon, but it's my hobby as well... [Pause, and then she grins sharply.] Plus, I'm making sure my colour scheme isn't false advertising.

[Colour of energon, vital fluids, all that jazz.]

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Plus your scheme makes you quite pretty. [For a FREAK OF NATURE. Also, oh God, Ambulon, control your loins.]

Heh. Maybe if things were different, I'd actually like to see you use some of those martial art skills of yours. But as it currently stands, I'm a bit too busy for an entertaining show.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

I suppose you're the type to like energon all over everything, then? [Helmtilt. Since while she may have nice lines, she has no illusions about how palatable her colour scheme actually is.]

Busy running from the law, yes. [Her expression flattens out then and she frowns.] You better hope you don't get caught.

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Oh, of course, of course. Smooth, warm, running energon. The best~

[smirk] I highly doubt it.

[ANNNND HE GETS CAUGHT ANYWAY]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

I suppose I should have expected that, and we'll see, won't we?

[She'll just cut this call now yes. AND GOOD. Even if it's normal Ambulon that has to deal with the aftermath, unfortunately.]

Re: [Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[AND AMBULON JUST SLICKS BACK HIS NONEXISTENT ROBO-HAIR LIKE A GANGSTER OH YEAH SHE WANTS ME.]