[Video]

[organ_pharming]

Home again, home again...~

[The feed shows a certain doctor who has been missing for some time. Or is it? Since when did Pharma start smiling like that?]

Death always seems to lead me back here. I thank my former nurse's latest efforts for proving that theory for me.

[He gently touches the side of his own face, and the hands he has now are not the ones given to him during his last stay in the Haven.]

Thankfully, an entire head doesn't seem to be something you can return here without.

Comments

Re: [Video]

[organ_pharming]

I do, don't I? [His little winglets flare out.]

It appears I am in perfect physical condition, despite the recent loss and regain of my entire head. Miraculous~

Besides, I am willing to bet I could perform surgery on myself sensor blind with these new hands. [He's still admiring them, the way one might a work of art.]

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

[Perfect physical condition indeed.]

My name is Red Alert, if you need any assistance then be sure to call me. May I have your name?

[That's the first time she's given her name without serious prompting from the other person.]

Also I take it that you are also a medic?

Re: [Video] oh no edits, time to burn you at the stake

[organ_pharming]

Red Alert? Interesting... [You certainly aren't the Red Alert he knows- far too slender and decidedly less paranoid.]

Pharma.

Only the best surgeon Cybertron has ever known. [He bows with a smirk and a flourish.]

[Video] Burning people at stake is MY gimmick D<

[whatbedsidemanners]

I'm afraid I've never heard of you.

[There's no one named Pharma where she- wait.]

Pharma... wait, that name is familiar. You've been here before, haven't you?

[Despite that she feels flustered, yet she doesn't really know why.]

Re: [Video] I STOLED IT

[organ_pharming]

I forgive you. [If you haven't heard of him, its obvious you are not from his universe.]

Why yes, I have~ I hope my name hasn't been besmirched while I've been gone?

[You know because of the whole murder thing.]

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

Your name isn't associated with anything positive, if that counts as 'besmirching'.

I'm going to have to ask you to submit to a medical examination.

Re: [Video]

[organ_pharming]

It absolutely does! [His charming smile instantly changes to a sneer that shows his dentals.]

What for, exactly?

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

You're medic, you figure it out.

[It's for purely medical reasons, yes. All of Red Alert's decisions are sound.]

It's a precaution.

Re: [Video]

[organ_pharming]

Of course. I cannot hardly refuse such a polite request from someone willing to give me the benefit of the doubt.

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

Thank you.

Please report to my medbay in a timely manner, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.