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[whatbedsidemanners]

This is a general announcement saying that if you know anyone who hasn't been acting like themselves to please bring them right to me. I want to examine them and see if I can find out what's wrong.

[She hasn't so far with who she has, but she's definitely up for trying.]

Also I have a weapon I want to modify, are there any weapons experts who are willing to offer their services?

[Locked from Pharma]

What can anyone tell me about the medic named Pharma? I get the impression that he's been here before, but I'd like to know a little more about him.

[Because the impression she gets is not really a good one, so it might be time to let someone explain it to her. Also whatever interest she has in him is inconsequential.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Confinement? What confinement? Nope, this guy's as happy as a clam.


..a little too happy for the Wheeljack we all know.]

Adjustments. Right. Like what?

[whatbedsidemanners]

[Now she's a little suspicious. Perhaps she can kill two birds with one stone here.]

Could you come to the medbay so I can discuss it with you in private?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Killing birds is wrong, Red Alert!]

Yeah? I've got some stuff to put away--[A whisper] I'm tryin' to put flux capacitors in all of us. Imagine, time travelin!--but I'll be right over, yeah?

[whatbedsidemanners]

[If she could read brackets she'd ask him what the fuck was up with him.

No wait. Flux capacitors. Time travelling. Okay.]

...Right. I expect to see you within a few hours. Try to hurry.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[If it's only the brackets that worry you, Red Alert, take another listen.]

You got it! I'll see you then.

[And there's another sound of a junkpile avalanche. Ohhhh boy. He's in the digging mode.]