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[silverkitty]

Where... am I?

[The feed is shaky and full of static: you can barely see Shira laying down in front of the communicator. The Sabertoothed Tiger sounds completely lost and she is also whining softly, almost too low too hear.]

I remember... The human that could talk? No, it's impossible. Humans don't talk. Diego?

[She tries to get back on her feet now, but immediately falls back down. The cat doesn't look hurt, thankfully, and there is no blood visible.]

I can't smell the grass. I can't smell the trees! Manny? Oh holy iceberg, I can't believe I am saying that but... Cid? Grandma?

I think there was a frog man in my dream. And metal. And creatures made of metal. But it can't be.

Where am I?

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[silverkitty]

'Lady'? Are you trying to save your paintjob or something? Urgh, my head.

[Shira shook her head, trying to clear her thoughts.]

So, I am back in metal land, hu? Dammit. [She frowned.] How long was I gone?

[raceme]

You hurt me Shira, you don't believe that I'm always this polite? [Friendly teasing, get.] Do you _{need to} see a doctor?

Many weeks, probably even months.

[silverkitty]

You are always this polite when your paintjob is at risk. [Get some friendly teasing in return.] And how is that big green mate of yours? Did you have a litter finally?

Nah, no doctor. I just need some time to rest. Food would be good too, but if I remember right, meat is not common here.

That long? I wonder how you managed to stay alive for all this time! [She smirked.]

[raceme]

But it's not at risk now, since I am far FAR far away from your claws. Andscratchingpeopleisnotnice. [HJAGJHS Shira.] B-Big green mat--LITTER!? No,no, I'm not seeing anyone now. [Technically not true but...shhh.]

We probably have some good things for you in the pantry, don't worry.

Uhm....well, actually.....IkindofgetmurderedbutIgotbetter.

[silverkitty]

Oh, but it will be in the future. It will be. And I am not nice by definition, Blurr! I was a pirate and all. And I am sure you have a mate somewhere. Just give me some time and I will find who, trust me on this.

You got MURDERED?! By who? Why? Is he, or she, still alive somewhere?

[raceme]

Attacking a police officer is illegal! But I guess ...so it is being a pirate.... W-why is me having a partner so important? [Shira staph.] AndImNOTsayingIhaveone.

Yes, it's a long story. it was a giant Decepticon named Tarn, he hurt other people. He's now in prison.

[silverkitty]

I just LOVE doing illegal things, you know that Blurr. And of course it's important! It's a really valuable bit of teasing material! And if you don't have one, why are you so flustered? [NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!]

Well, at least it's one less murderer to worry about. How are you? You are not hurt anymore, are you?

[raceme]

I'll bite and ask WHY. Why it is so fun to do illegal things that many people enjoys that, hm? Imnotflustered. Why don't we talk about your mate instead? Do you purr around him? [/SHAKES FIST AT.]

No, I'm fine. I woke up here again after a week. Feeling a bit odd, but all if mostly alright.

[silverkitty]

Well, my dear, it's the thrill, the thrill! The adrenaline that makes you go faster, be stronger! Did you never feel that?

Of course I purr around Diego! He is such a good looking member of my specie~ [/purrs] And if you don't have a mate, I will help you find one~

Well, it's good to know, but if you could try to never do that in the future...

[raceme]

I do, but not when I'm doing illegal things. I feel that when I'm pushing someone, when I'm doing my job right. At the end of the day I can still look myself in the mirror, it's more than most criminals can do. I'm not saying it's your case, but you get the idea.

UHm....[OH Primus, why did he ask!?]...NononononNONONnono that wont' be necessarybutthankyou.

I won't, it wasn't all that fun. I'm sorry.