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re_alignment2013-11-05 03:03 pm
silverkitty) wrote in re_alignment2013-11-05 03:03 pm
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[Shaky Video]
Where... am I?
[The feed is shaky and full of static: you can barely see Shira laying down in front of the communicator. The Sabertoothed Tiger sounds completely lost and she is also whining softly, almost too low too hear.]
I remember... The human that could talk? No, it's impossible. Humans don't talk. Diego?
[She tries to get back on her feet now, but immediately falls back down. The cat doesn't look hurt, thankfully, and there is no blood visible.]
I can't smell the grass. I can't smell the trees! Manny? Oh holy iceberg, I can't believe I am saying that but... Cid? Grandma?
I think there was a frog man in my dream. And metal. And creatures made of metal. But it can't be.
Where am I?
[The feed is shaky and full of static: you can barely see Shira laying down in front of the communicator. The Sabertoothed Tiger sounds completely lost and she is also whining softly, almost too low too hear.]
I remember... The human that could talk? No, it's impossible. Humans don't talk. Diego?
[She tries to get back on her feet now, but immediately falls back down. The cat doesn't look hurt, thankfully, and there is no blood visible.]
I can't smell the grass. I can't smell the trees! Manny? Oh holy iceberg, I can't believe I am saying that but... Cid? Grandma?
I think there was a frog man in my dream. And metal. And creatures made of metal. But it can't be.
Where am I?
[Video]
But, weird - you look like some prehistoric animal, but going by what you've just said, sounds like evolution made a u-turn and we humans ended up in your boots... paws. Whatever.
[He sneers] Yeah, well, try not to do that again. I know there ain't much organic life beyond humans here, but I think I may know where I can find you some chickens... Otherwise, you should probably not eat us humans. For you that may just be the run of the mill chain of command but here it qualifies as murder and murder usually involves a lot of politics and punishment. 'Sides, I'm quite fond of most of the humans and related here, and you seem much too nice for me to fear for their lives and consider talkin' to someone about keeping an eye on you.
[tl;dr DON'T EAT HUMANS OR HE'S GOING TO CALL THE COPS]
[Video]
Oh no. To be fair, my pack never interacted much with humans but they weren't at my "paws" or whatever. My mate had previous experience with them though.
Oh, no need to be so stressed, human. It was just a little mistake on my part, and to be fair, Barricade looked really small and organic at the time. And I don't eat humans, few packs ever do. You have a tendency to come set our dens on fire if we do.
[Video]
Ah. Gives the prehistoric beasts a bit of sympathy. From how we see it, giant monsters jump upon our weaker, early human selves, eat our children, steal our wives. [smirk] But, you know, every once in a while I find some good meat. Not much, and it usually comes in cans, but... Creature like you lives on a carnivore diet, right? [He needs to talk to Ventus about his chickens...]