[Video] [Transmission originating from: Prison!] - Eleventh Offense

[namesnotprowl]

[Oh look, it's Barricade! But he's looking a lot more like himself. He even has his firelizard perched on his shoulder... who is probably the one that got him his Link back, the dastardly creature.]

Mm. I don't suppose I could convince anyone to come let me out of lock-up by showing off these legs of mine. Could I?

Or this new-slash-old facelift of mine.

Well. Even if it don't, I'd be ever so glad f'r a visitor or ten. Does get awfully boring here.

Comments

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Only if they really want me to. Though I can't promise I won't murder folks that try t'eat me without permission.

[Because that is just rude.]

Re: [video]

[primest]

...Eat you.

You just said - without hesitation - folks that try to eat you.

[servos, meet face. i'm sure you two are well acquainted by now]

Why. The frag. Would anyone try to eat you?

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Well. He ain't exactly the first. But the rest were usually shambling corpses given unnatural life by unholy means.

[BY THE WAY HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER]

As f'r why Knock Out tried... I'm guessing he was hungry, and he didn't think a beat-up husk confined to a wheelchair would put up much of a fight.

Re: [video]

[primest]

I never pegged Knock Out as a cannibal. He loves himself too much for that.

[he shakes his head]

Do I even want to know about the 'rest'?

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Pretty sure he wasn't just a cannibal. He'd been turned into something else.

[Something Barricade hasn't actually seen before, which is new.]

Probably not. Let's just say... if a mech comes at you and his lighting is either purple or nonexistent, you need to take him apart before he takes you apart.

[The Robot Zombie Apocalypse stops with YOU!]

Re: [video]

[primest]

Something else. Any elaboration on what he was turned into? Or do I just have to guess?

[sentinel you saw what barricade did and can do. don't antagonize him, dumbass]

Decepticons or... what?

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

I ain't sure what he was myself. But it was bad, whatever it was.

[Sentinel you are lucky he has a generally mild temper normally.]

Not Decepticons. The undead. Zombies, for lack of a better word.

Re: [video]

[primest]

Because why wouldn't we have a zombie infestation after everyone went crazy for a few weeks.

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Zombies are always a possibility. Even before everyone went crazy. Just gotta make sure you're ready before it happens, in case it happens.

Re: [video]

[primest]

So, what, zombies are a common occurrence in your universe?

[beat]

That's awful.

[no shit, genius]

[video]

[namesnotprowl]

Not mine. But this ain't exactly the first interdimensional hub I've gotten sucked into.

And for some reason, both of the others ended up havin' an outbreak of the walking dead.

[Which is admittedly still awful.]