re_alignment | [Video] [Transmission originating from: Prison!]

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✘ tf: bayverse | barricade (crau)

[Video] [Transmission originating from: Prison!] - Eleventh Offense

[Oh look, it's Barricade! But he's looking a lot more like himself. He even has his firelizard perched on his shoulder... who is probably the one that got him his Link back, the dastardly creature.]

Mm. I don't suppose I could convince anyone to come let me out of lock-up by showing off these legs of mine. Could I?

Or this new-slash-old facelift of mine.

Well. Even if it don't, I'd be ever so glad f'r a visitor or ten. Does get awfully boring here.

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I much prefer this you to the other you.

[Which is a roundabout way of saying that she likes him.]

Try not to go crazy again in the near future.

Guess I've been calling myself The Improved Version f'r a reason, then.

[Which is an extremely roundabout way of being flattered.]

Now that's a promise I can't make. Afraid I'm already crazy. Sorry.

Well then. Don't be the kind of crazy that requires me to go after you with a rocket launcher.

The less I do that, the happier I'll be.

I must admit, I don't usually have femmes coming after me with rocket launchers. If my alternate had been of a mind, it woulda been rather fun~

But I swear, no more of that from me.

Good.

I'm not fond of rocket launchers.

When they let you out of the prison please come and see me.

Can do. I'll let ya poke'n prod me to your spark's content and I won't even make an escape attempt.

I will allow one escape attempt.

But the general cooperation will be appreciated.

[If one didn't know any better, one might think that Red Alert made a joke. But naw, such things don't happen.]

You sure? I might actually make it if you allow me an attempt.

[Barricade is going to take it as sarcasm and/or joking because that's what he does.]

I'm an expert on hunting my patients down.

You won't get far.

You never know. I'm a pretty quick fella even with this hefty armor'a mine.

[At that moment she almost considers giving a tiny smile. It's a very, very near thing as far as Red Alert is concerned. Thankfully she manages to keep her usually cheerless expression in place.]

I have no doubt on that.

There's some work I must get to Barricade, I hope to see you shortly.

You'll see me as soon as I'm freed. Don't worry.

[He does give a slight smile, tipping his head to her.]

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