[Video] [Transmission originating from: Prison!] - Eleventh Offense

[namesnotprowl]

[Oh look, it's Barricade! But he's looking a lot more like himself. He even has his firelizard perched on his shoulder... who is probably the one that got him his Link back, the dastardly creature.]

Mm. I don't suppose I could convince anyone to come let me out of lock-up by showing off these legs of mine. Could I?

Or this new-slash-old facelift of mine.

Well. Even if it don't, I'd be ever so glad f'r a visitor or ten. Does get awfully boring here.

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[skidaddle]

...

Well.

You were a Decepticon. It had to be in there at some point.

I can't say I'm not glad you've moved away from it, though. That has to be a pretty lonely existence.

[And very...difficult.]

If you want to change that up, just let me know?

[namesnotprowl]

He was leadin' the 'Cons because he was the last one left that was qualified. That's always lonely.

Hadn't figured I'd live to get t'that point, myself.

[Then again, with the stubborn refusal to die and lack of general neuroses...]

Mm, I think being eaten from the inside out by spiders is enough bein' chewed on f'r anyone.

[skidaddle]

You?

I'd think you'd be nearly impossible to kill...no matter which version.

The...uh...eating by spiders part sort of confirms that.

[In a very graphic and horrifying way.]

That wasn't exactly what I meant, though. Do you remember what happened to Knockout?

[namesnotprowl]

Pretty sure I'm only impossible t'kill because the universe finds my pain funny. And because I always seem to have medics around to take pity on me.

[He grunts.]

I know he came at me - him - to chew on, and got decapitated and de-sparked for his trouble. Which is why I am in this lovely cell right now. Other than that... frag if I know. Ain't run into someone with a tongue like that before.