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[This appears to be Megatron.

But Megatron doesn't say anything, he looks rather confused. He tilts his head at the communicator a few times, blinking his eyes in an entirely uncharacteristic way. Why, it's almost like he's attempting to catalogue something. But that can't be it, Megatron can't catalogue.

Suddenly, Megatron's face breaks out into a smile, and he covers his mouth with a hand to stifle a silent giggle. Oh, whatever's happening is a lot of fun! Hi everyone! He waves excitedly and bounces on his heels. Look! She's tall now!]

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[TOO LATE.]

My my, Megatron. I never knew you wanted to crawl around inside of me.

Then do come close enough to let me TRY.

[You are so going to die when he's fixed.]

Sorry. I'm not really into dolls.

Should... should I be listening to this?

I'll give you two some privacy then.

I AM KILLING BOTH OF YOU.

LATER.

If you can reach either of us.

I was just trying to be considerate!

It looked like some form of courtship after all.

COURTSHIP

IT IS NOT

STARSCREAM WISHES TO SMASH ME

You must not let him.

Well, I am irresistible, so I wouldn't blame Megatron for his attraction to me.

So does that mean that I can punch him, Megatron?

YES PLEASE PUNCH HIM

Consider it an experience you will not get to have again.

Starscream, you would only be attractive if you did not have a voice.

...

Four, do you know how to remove a Cybertronian's vocoder?

Oohhh. So you do find me attractive.

Don't worry, Four, this is just Decepticon talk for 'I like you a lot.' No need to do any punching.

I believe it.

But if you want me to, Megatron, I can easily disable his voice. You'll have to wait until I get back in my body though.

...

I hate everything.

...

Yes, Four, I would like that.

Starscream.

Starscream, when this is fixed you will not be given a head start. I am volunteering you to be Four's new lab assistant.

If you want me to be quiet while you lustfully gaze at me, all you have to do is ask.

I think Shockwave would have something to say about Four suddenly having a new lab assistant, and while who Four engages in scientific pursuits in is her business, no one will be volunteered.

[Starscream can hold his own, but Jetfire's still sticking a very disapproving frown in here. He'll fight you on this, Megatron.]

And Starscream, contain yourself.

[SERIOUSLY JUST.]

And Four, I don't want to see you conducting anything on somebody else without their express and freely given consent.

I-I'm sorry Jetfire! It won't happen, I promise!

[Any eagerness she might have had at the idea of turning off Starscream's voice instantly vanishes. Boy does she feel a little bit ashamed of herself. She lowers her face shamefully.]

Clearly we will defer to your wise judgement, Jetfire.

[This may be text, but his look is still wry.]

So long as Starscream leaves me alone, I shall have no need to facilitate his dissection.

[This time.]

Can't I at least keep him in a little cage?

Thank you, Four.

[At least that has... temporarily put any enthusiasm on hold.]

... no Starscream, you can not. [It's really hard to resist dragging a hand down his faceplates because of course he couldn't just stop. And whether or not the idea is tempting it has no place here.]

Ethical guidelines are about common courtsey and sense, not wisdom, Megatron [Somehow, he manages to just sound a touch dry] but either way I'd rather keep him whole.

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