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[primest]

[well, someone looks and sounds incredibly happy. almost disturbingly so]

I assume everyone has settled back in after our trip?

If anyone still has any problems, tell me or one of the other Police Force members and we'll try our best to remedy it.

Anyway.

[yeah he doesn't really give a shit if you have a problem that's not the point of this message]

Are there any ballstics experts around willing to meet up with me? I have something I need to ask a few questions about.

That'll be all.


[text - locked to ventus]

What happened?

Comments

[text] thats the only emote he knows :(

[primest]

I didn't say I trust him, but he's a medic regardless.

I also didn't say I want to arrest you. It's a safety precaution. I'd even make sure you'd get all the things you want for comfort! Like... high grade, or whatever.

You seem confident in your own abilities to restrain yourself. If anything happens, don't say you weren't given an offer.

[he didn't quite pick up on that 'former' part. too busy being an asshole]

[Video] aygasd Clearly KO needs to teach him a few ー(￣～￣)

[deadlydoctor]

Hannibal Lecter was also a doctor, just so you know. It's actually amazing how many doctors have bloodthirsty tendencies.....

[That doesn't sound so bad. Still, that means him being locked in some place.] Really? What if I want company, would you provide that? I won't bite you. [He lowers his voice, smiling.] Unless you insist, of course.

Don't worry, If the wish to suck someone dry gets too strong I will contact you.

[Knock Out's used a higher level of assholeness, all things considered Sentinel is even being nice.]

[text]

[primest]

I have no idea who that is.

Allspark I can't believe I'm saying yes to this but if that's what you want, then I suppose I owe you for the help with my leg.

[HE'S IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD OK and also this will only reflect well on him, being so heroic in the core then flawlessly helping ko overcome his ailment]

[text] He allows it this time, be happy

[deadlydoctor]

It's part of the fleshie's culture. A character from a series of books and movies.

...

[Now that surprises him.]

Really? Well that's good to know. I have a private office in my clinic, I'll going to stay there from time to time trying to figure a cure for Skids because once the effects of the Pillar wear off I will be back to normal but he'd still be affected. [Knock Out likes Skids so he feels like he owns the bot a big one for almost eating him and turning him into a zombie.]

I might as well take advantage of this now that I'm back to experiencing it first hard. If you want to be around I wouldn't oppose to that.

[Oh mr. Sentinel. You are a true hero.]

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[primest]

That sounds incredibly uninteresting.

Skids? Who's that?

Someone has to restrain you if you snap. Again. If you make innuendo out of that then I rescind my offer.

[text]

[deadlydoctor]

It's not.

You are part of the police force and yet you don't know one of the most notorious Law Committee's members? He's also the one building the roads with Bulkhead and Fracas.

I will refrain from making any comment about you, me, and restrains.

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[primest]

I've yet to see an organic production that wasn't completely dull.

I'm new.

Whatever, when are you going into self-imposed exile? I'm starting to regret this already.

[text]

[deadlydoctor]

How many have you seen?

You been here for weeks, Blue.

I'm on my room now but I'll be in the clinic this afternoon.

Re: [text]

[primest]

My... associates forced me to watch a few when I was back in my own universe. It was a long flight and we had to do "research."

So? That doesn't mean I've managed to meet every single inhabitant of the Haven. I'm sure there's people here you have yet to encounter.

Alright.

[deadlydoctor]

You would call that research. What did you watch?

I'm quite the social butterfly, actually. Not to mention that hell breaks loose so very often here that sooner or later everyone ends on my table asking for some fixing.

It's a date then.

[primest]

I pretty much just recharged through all of it.

That doesn't surprise me, but just because you fix them up doesn't mean you have to get to know them or anything, right?

Except it's not.

[SHUDDER]

[deadlydoctor]

A really efficient way or researching.

I ever mind getting to know people better~ [Watch Knock Out turn every word into an innuendo, even with text replies.]

Uhhuh. Don't worry you aren't my type.

[primest]

I don't know how it's not obvious yet but: I do not give two frags about organics and their stupid culture.

Oh, good. Maybe Primus does exist then. You saying that is the first proof I've seen of it so far.

[deadlydoctor]

Did I ever tell you that sometimes you talk like a decepticon? [¡A decepticon' , he didn't say 'like me'. he might dislike organics but he is, ironically, fond of their culture.]

You hurt me, Sentinel.

stop typing properly cause hes rolling around on the floor in rage

[primest]

don't do that. i'm nothing like a decepticon and i never will be like them. not caring doesn't equal outright hostility

good you're kind of a glitch

adhgbas ahahah

[deadlydoctor]

You might not be a Decepticon but you share a few of their opinions. You might not like it but denying it doesn't make it less true.

No need to be rude now.

hisssss

[primest]

nope no i don't nope

you started it

/scratches ears

[deadlydoctor]

If you says so.

We can discuss this tonight. Now I gotta go and try to drink myself into an stupor. [Not really because no matter how much he drinks he's always thirsty, but Sentinel gets the idea.]