[Text][Action][Backdated to Pillar after-effects]

[megaton]

I require assistance.

Immediately.

[An image flashes of 4--the stitchpunk ragdoll. The scowl on his face is definitely not characteristic of the small being, however.]

I am at Prima's temple and need transportation.

Also, if the Pillar is not yet demolished...I'd say its time we began.

[A tiny fist pauses in its furious typing to clench before the video cuts out.]

Comments

[video]

[damselindistress]

We've never spoken before, Tiny.

[No one's ever accused Drag Strip of being particularly bright.]

I think I'm talking to a pint-sized, easily-crushable doll thing. Better watch what you say before I toss you into the junk pile.

[video]

[megaton]

We have.

I asked you to spar with me.

[He pulls the camera in very, very close to his face.]

And when I am back in my regular body, I will remember how much smaller you are, Drag Strip.

[video]

[damselindistress]

[The sound Drag Strip makes is similar to a space chicken being trodden on. This is unbelievable! Never has a doll with that cute a face ever been this threatening.]

U-Uh??? What? But-!

Megatron!? I-I didn't know! Honest!

[video]

[megaton]

I will keep that in mind.

[The eyes. They stare at you.]

Perhaps, if you come drive me to my cave, I will have something else to think on.

[video]

[damselindistress]

[How souless and dead they look.]

O-Of course lord Megatron. I'd be glad to.

Um, where are you anyway?

[video]

[megaton]

I am at Prima's temple, by the elevator. Any of the acolytes should be able to instruct you.

I wonder how quickly you can arrive...

[video]

[damselindistress]

[This is so humiliating in a thousand different ways, but Drag Strip rushes to comply.]

I'll be there in half an hour sir, I promise!

[Which is the best she can do since she's so far away.]

Hang on.

[video]

[megaton]

Not bad.

Speed is a formidable weapon.

[He can't deny that he's enjoying this a little.]