raceme: (Intelligence Agent at work)
Blurr ([personal profile] raceme) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-14 07:37 pm

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[Blurr is sitting in front of a door and those familiar with the structure will be able to tell he’s in Liege Maximo’s Temple. He a scratched all over but still has all his limbs, the only thing missing is the Elite Guard badge on his chest but that’s Swindle’s fault. The door behind him has the letters [C.A.U.T.I.O.N.] written in it under a drawing of the Elite Guard symbol. It also seems to have seven millions of locks and then more. Blurr finally speaks, sounding a tired but serious.]

686 Ebullient Prism is under the Elite Guard custody now. [Don’t mind the fact that Blurr’s the only Elite Guard agent in the whole planet.] His psychopathic tentacle pet monsters was intercepted as well you all can thank Starscream for that. I ran away in the end though.

I know that many of you would like to have a few minutes alone with Prism but I’ll give you three reasons why that’s a bad idea:

The first one: if you try to override my locks and get inside this room that will make me be a very unhappy mech. [And no one wants that, Blurr would make sad puppy eyes at you. And then put a pair of stasis cuffs in your persona too.]

The second one: not just because someone deserves to die that gives you the right to kill them. [Blurr even delivers the line at normal speed, he wants to make sure everyone gets it.]

And LAST BUT NOT LEAST no one is allowed to kill him or torture him, Barricade and Starscream I am looking at you two, because we need Prism alive to make sure he deactivates the explosive he put inside the mechs he attacked.

Wheeljack in case you are looking for one of the bombs you made that's now missing...Prism has it. INSIDE HIM.

[Is that true, is that a ruse...it's actually hard to tell because Blurr's face is blank of emotion. Blurr is silent for a few seconds after that, letting the information sink in. At this point the camera swings over to reveal that Starscream is actually standing nearby, with a couple dings and scrapes up and down his frame and wings, adjusting his shoulder-mounted weapons uneasily--his optics widen a little at that last sentence and he shoots a look over, but doesn't say anything--yet.]

Thank you for your time and take care.

[and now Starscream butts in with an engaging, appreciative smile--first at Blurr and then at anyone who might be watching] I'm happy to report nobody was hurt badly and there was no major property damage, and that Blurr and I--Starscream, of course, your humble helper--were overjoyed to assist in making you all lead safer, more stable lives. [Torture references or no torture references. He adds] If anyone has further problems, don't hesitate to contact me about them.

[Not exactly locked to Barricade and Ratchet but this is only interesting to medics.]

We have one tentacle intact from that machine Prism was controlling ANY of you want to give it a look and figure out how it works and if that can help us to fix Soundwave and the others?

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[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-16 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Convenient, but I'm still leaving that option open.

Just in case I need something from you.
experimentality: (Μ ; something is wrong)

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[personal profile] experimentality 2012-08-16 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
If you want anything from me, you'll have to bring me Hal Nine-Thousand.

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[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-16 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
And what makes you think you're in any position to make demands?
experimentality: (M ; creepeeeer)

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[personal profile] experimentality 2012-08-16 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on where you currently stand. Are you worried about the device I planted in Soundwave?

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[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-16 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[a long pause.]

If I didn't really really dislike you, I think I could get to like you.

Let's not do this over the Link.
experimentality: (H ; I begin to suspect)

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[personal profile] experimentality 2012-08-16 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Stopping by for a little visit?

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[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. [this is probably a bad idea.]
experimentality: (H ; I begin to suspect)

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[personal profile] experimentality 2012-08-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'll look forward to seeing you again, then.