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[im_wavin]

[Hey it's Ravage, but the kitty looks really panicky today.]

NOPE NOPE! SO MANY NOPES!!!

[He looks at the camera. He has to warn people about this!]

THERE'S ANOTHER RATCHET HERE BUT TOTES STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!! HE'S FROM MY UNIVERSE WHERE TEH AUTOBOTS ARE TOTES EVIL AND HE'S CRAZY!!!! DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR HIM OR HE'LL TRY TO FIX U!!!!!

[Kitty doesn't even want to go into what he's seen Negative!Ratchet did back home.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

Pretty sure that anybody who talks to him will notice that something's really wrong in less than a minutes. [Knock Out's wodners the same.]Even I can tell that he's bad business and I worked with Starscream and Megatron.

[im_wavin]

He's still not as bad as teh Optimus in my universe...

[deadlydoctor]

I find that really hard to believe.

[im_wavin]

IT'S TRUE!!!!

[deadlydoctor]

But...it's Optimus. Mr. Compassion.

[im_wavin]

HE'S MR. CRAZY-TORTURE-KILL WHERE I'M FROM!

[deadlydoctor]

Oh right, mirrored universe and all that.

Does that make the Ratchet in his universe like the Starscream in mine?

[im_wavin]

IDK. What is ur 'Screamer like???

[deadlydoctor]

He's here. Or was.

He was that grey one, tall, with high heels...and he's a chronic backstabber.

[im_wavin]

Was he teh one that looked like a femme???

[deadlydoctor]

That one!

[im_wavin]

I think Negative!Ratchet is worse. He stabs in teh front.

[deadlydoctor]

He seems to have very little class, I'll give you that.

If it scares you so much just avoid him.

[im_wavin]

He'll try to find me!!!

[deadlydoctor]

He has a personal vendetta against you?

[im_wavin]

He said he wants my ember in a jar!!!

[deadlydoctor]

Sorry but...your what?

[im_wavin]

Ember! Positive polarity bots call them sparks.

[deadlydoctor]

And why do you call them that?

[im_wavin]

Y u call them sparks?? [Because, seriously, that sounds weird.]

[deadlydoctor]

Because that's the right name. [Best argument.] What do you call the AllSpark? The Allember?

[im_wavin]

No, teh right name is Ember!

What's an AllSpark???

[deadlydoctor]

No, is not.

The place where you do when you die??? [Do you know nothing.]

[im_wavin]

Is to! [MATURITY!]

We don't have anything like that. There is teh Omega Termius but that legend.

[deadlydoctor]

Nope. [Adult bots having an adult discussion.]

I never heard of it. Your world is weirder than I first though.