[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Hey it's Ravage, but the kitty looks really panicky today.]

NOPE NOPE! SO MANY NOPES!!!

[He looks at the camera. He has to warn people about this!]

THERE'S ANOTHER RATCHET HERE BUT TOTES STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!! HE'S FROM MY UNIVERSE WHERE TEH AUTOBOTS ARE TOTES EVIL AND HE'S CRAZY!!!! DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR HIM OR HE'LL TRY TO FIX U!!!!!

[Kitty doesn't even want to go into what he's seen Negative!Ratchet did back home.]

Comments

[Video]

[young_upstart]

Evil Ratchet..?

[Okay, that sounds even more ridiculous. Yes, he's kind of laughing.]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

NOT FUNNY!!! HE WANTS TO PUT MY EMBER IN A JAR!!!

[Video]

[young_upstart]

Sorry, sorry..! Why would he want to do something like that?

[Video]

[im_wavin]

BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY!! See?? [and he links to the resent post. Enjoy the nightmare fuel Hot Rod]

[Video]

[young_upstart]

[Oh Primus, thanks a lot cat. He was better off missing it the first time around- on the other hand, that's certainly proof enough for him that Ravage doesn't have any circuits crossed.

He opens his mouth to say something, but...yeah. He's got nothin'.]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[That's why he's warning people.]

Stay away from him plz. 'K? Thnx!

[Video]

[young_upstart]

R...right...

[Just when he thought things couldn't get any more twisted around here?]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Just be glad that the Optimus from his uiverse isn't here. Speaking of Autobots that are from his universe...]

U look familiar....

[Video]

[young_upstart]

[Drily:]

....yeah, I get that a lot around here.

[Video]

[im_wavin]

I'm Ravage! What's ur name???

[Video]

[young_upstart]

[So. Weird.]

I'm never going to get used to that.

It's Hot Rod.

[Video]

[im_wavin]

Oh! U're totes not who I thought u were! That's good!

[Video]

[young_upstart]

Let me guess, you thought I was some version of Rodimus.

Re: [Video]

[im_wavin]

Yep! But ur totes much nicer than teh one I know.

[Video]

[young_upstart]

Err, that's good, I guess.

[Video]

[im_wavin]

Totes good!

[Video]

[young_upstart]

I wonder if I'm going to regret asking, but what's this Rodimus like?

video - THREADJACK'D

[letmefixyou]

[ratchet's been watching all the replies to ravages' video and has been laughing his aft off. oh, man! it's nice getting the fear and respect he deserves for once.]

I can't say I approve of your new paint job.

[hello, rodimus hot rod.]

[Video] LAWL

[young_upstart]

[gnaingfamgeailjf]

It's not new and no my name's not Rodimus.

[He's just taking a guess because that's what it tends to be half the time anyone says he looks familiar.]

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

What a shame, I was expecting to have at least one ally here.

[...]

Let me see your hands.

[Video]

[young_upstart]

[What.]

Huh?

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[ratchet drags a hand down his face and sighs in exasperation.]

Show me. Your hands.

[Video]

[young_upstart]

[Oh give him a break, it's a weird request okay?]

Er- oh, yeah.

[He does so, feeling a little awkward for it but oh well. Wave. Jazz-hands]

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[ah. two of them. ratchet smiles widely.]

Thank you.

[and cuts the feed. ominous?]

[Video]

[young_upstart]

. . .

[Yeah, that's not creepy at all.]