re_alignment | [Video] That's what bein' friends is about!

[The feed clicks on to show our favourite ninja girl (or not, depending on if you actually talked to her or not) trying to adjust her Link against the wall of her room. She still hasn't quite furnished the place yet, but she's trying. There's a bunch of paintbrushes in the corner in what can only assume to be for future use, and a few other knick-nacks she seems to have picked up along the way. But enough about that. After the link slid down to the floor a couple of times, she manages to get it propped upright so she can sit a little ways away from it, a notebook propped up in her lap.]

Hi everyone! Everybot? Whatever you guys call yourselves. I'm not picky!

I just had this great idea... we're making a lot of friends here, aren't we...I know I am... so I thought we should keep track of all the things we promise to do with each other! I've got a notebook here specifically for promises, you know, so if you have one, just let me know, kay?

Not that you have to...

[She pauses for a second, tapping the pen to her chin. There was something else she wanted to ask too...]

Oh yeah! All you teenage girls out there! Holla at me! I got a proposition for you guys!

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Well I think it's charming! You know, I've always liked learning different things about different cultures; organic cultures are absolutely fascinating in some strange way. It's nice of you to share something you did with your dad with us~

[Swindle is well-travelled enough to know what a dad is without asking, so they get to avoid that confusion.]

[Her face is practically beaming with light as she hears that. Yeah, any compliments about her Dad are instant points for her. She fiddles with the pen, sticking it behind her ear and putting her hands to her ankles.]

Wow, that's really cool of you, Swindle! I mean, I love learning about you guys. It's nice to see that you don't think of us as dumb or anything.

You'd be surprised what people can learn from each other! I mean, today I learned what promise notebooks are, pretty cool huh? I like to keep an open mind.

You're a cute kid Kay, try not to lose that.

So, back to your notebook. What kind of promises do like keeping exactly?

I know right? Like the other day I learned lamps can talk. And they really seem to like cake...

[How do they even eat it...?]

Well, any! I'll label them for everyone. It can be just simple stuff or really big stuff!

[Which doesn't make any sense even to Swindle. Talking lamps who like cake? Oookay, this kid has clearly gotten into things not good for her organic system. But hey, Swindle tries to avoid judging when he can.]

Hmm... not sure I have any promises to give...

[She straightens up a bit, tilting her head.]

Promises give you goals to strive for. What are you good at? I bet I can think one up for you.

Well, I'm good at talking and I'm good at business!

Both which are helping me out here.

Hm, what would you have in mind for me?

Hmm...let's see.

Business, huh? How about opening a shop?

[He already has one, but there's no reason why he shouldn't humour her.]

You know, I might just do that!

What do you have in mind for your future, out of curiosity.

Me? Oh...I'm a Great Thief.

I've already made my goal!

A thief? Well isn't that lovely!

So what is your goal? If you don't mind my asking of course.

My goal? Well, I'll have you know I just finished stealing the Truth.

Well, one of them. I'm gonna continue to.