[Video] That's what bein' friends is about!

[littlecrowgirl]

 [The feed clicks on to show our favourite ninja girl (or not, depending on if you actually talked to her or not) trying to adjust her Link against the wall of her room. She still hasn't quite furnished the place yet, but she's trying. There's a bunch of paintbrushes in the corner in what can only assume to be for future use, and a few other knick-nacks she seems to have picked up along the way.  But enough about that. After the link slid down to the floor a couple of times, she manages to get it propped upright so she can sit a little ways away from it, a notebook propped up in her lap.]

Hi everyone! Everybot? Whatever you guys call yourselves. I'm not picky!

I just had this great idea... we're making a lot of friends here, aren't we...I know I am... so I thought we should keep track of all the things we promise to do with each other!  I've got a notebook here specifically for promises, you know, so if you have one, just let me know, kay?

Not that you have to...

[She pauses for a second, tapping the pen to her chin.  There was something else she wanted to ask too...]

Oh yeah! All you teenage girls out there! Holla at me! I got a proposition for you guys!

Comments

[vandalization]

Promises, huh?

Uhh. Well I'm no teenager but I guess I count as a girl

[SORT OF.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah! You got any promises you want to keep?

[Oh. Oh she's interested.]

I think you can count.

[It's because you look cool.]

If you're a girl...I'm thinking of making a group of girls called the Yatagarasu. Kinda like a secret service!

[No boys allowed.]

[vandalization]

I'm not good at promises.

Oh uh. A secret service for what exactly?

[littlecrowgirl]

Really? But...I mean you can always start small. Even like "Finish the milk by it's expiration date" would do!

Well..I wanna make sure order is kept here...

[vandalization]

I usually break those too, haha.

Order? So a police force.

Of teenaged girls.

[Wow.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Wow, you need a REAL beginner promise, then. I'm sure we can think of SOMETHING.

[Her head tilts, still smiling.]

Well, maybe it can just be all girls, no matter what age...or robot.

[vandalization]

Eh. I'm not into the whole... moral responsibility thing.

Sooooo... you're looking to like. Police a bunch of giant robots?

[littlecrowgirl]

Well...I guess I could make one to you, then!

[Her head tilts in thought.]

Well, I know they can squish us but like...I was thinking just like a super girls squad kind of thing! Kinda like an...uh...what do they call it...

Intelligence network? If things get messy?

[vandalization]

That's okay...

Intel network? Hm. Sounds kind of dangerous.

[littlecrowgirl]

I can at least promise you a Swiss Roll, right? I have one in my pouch, but they're more fun to share.

[Her face becomes a tad more serious.]

I know. But I'm used to it.

[vandalization]

Well. Okay. I guess it beats the hell out of twinkies.

You're so young...

/JACKS INTO THIS HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

[aerospacecommander]

Girl, huh?

c:

[vandalization]

Does it matter?

>D

[aerospacecommander]

Maaaybe.

[vandalization]

Why? I mean, honest question here. Why would gender matter to you guys?

[aerospacecommander]

I find that organic females are usually immensely more visually appealing than the males of their species.

[In other words: he's shallow and likes pretty things.]

[vandalization]

That's kind of weird for a robot to say, but I guess typically women are more curvy than men. Men can be pretty too, though.

not at all!

[littlecrowgirl]

Starscream this is for girls club only!

You're a boy!

>(

[aerospacecommander]

What? I'm not allowed to come hang around?

[And hope all the girls fawn all over him.]

NO BOIS ALLOWED

[littlecrowgirl]

No! It's an all girls club!

Even with that voice you don't make the cut, buster.

SOB

[aerospacecommander]

I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A GIRL.

[littlecrowgirl]

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO JOIN MY CLUB?

[The IQ of this conversation just hit rock bottom.]

[aerospacecommander]

Maybe I like girls?

[littlecrowgirl]

Any specific girl~?

[aerospacecommander]

Not at the moment. Though the pink one is cute.