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Fracas the Vehicon ([personal profile] redshirtrobot) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2014-01-13 09:02 pm

Video w/optional Actionspam; [Transmission Originating from: Trionic Temple]

[See Fracas. See Fracas juggling a selection of datapads, files, books, and posters as he starts up the video. Also see the robot boar sitting on his shoulders... that snorts as he manages to lose all of the pile except for the poster. Oh darn it. OH WELL.]

So, I've been talking with Bulkhead, and we've decided that it might be a good idea to offer people something to do with their time. If they wanted to, I mean.

[And here he unfolds the poster that he's been holding.]

There's a lot around here that needs building, whether it's actual buildings or the roads, and there's only so much that the four of us can do. If anyone is interested - and I mean anyone, Cybertronian, human, Earth robot, whatever - you can talk to Bulkhead or Skids about joining up with the Construction Crew. Or, uh. You can talk to me too, I guess. We'd appreciate the help.

Oh, uh. Also, if anyone is looking for me - or for the stuff the big Shockwave left in his quarters - I've moved back to Solus's temple.

[For safety reasons.]


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[After shutting off the video, Fracas rolls up the poster and looks at the boar sitting on his shoulder.]

You couldn't have warned me before that happened, Noji?

[He huffs, wings twitching, as he gathers up all that reading material and tries to stack it a little more carefully. He doesn't want to lose it all again. And if he ever gets that done, he'll be off to find somewhere quiet to read up.

Meanwhile, Noji slides off of the Vehicon's shoulder and starts trotting away, snuffling his tiny way through Alpha Trion's library. Who could he possibly find?]

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-14 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
you sound like you need a personality upgrade!

if you need a medic then i'll probably have broken out of this cell in a few days

:)

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldn't expect a simple drone to understand it

yes, i've been getting that a lot. it would appear you're automatically slated as "useless and insane" if you use your skills for the wrong things

so

be careful with what you build. i'd hate to have to waste my time breaking out another mech they think is insane because you did something they don't approve of

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, that's sad

maybe if megatronus cared more about his drones they could've fought back, or tried to deter me from doing anything

well, sitting in my damp dark little cell and listing all the structural weaknesses isn't fun at all! besides, we need our road crew don't we?

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't realize!

from what i understand about the lambda, they should be prepared for anything! if optimus prime comes through, i doubt he'll leave any of them standing!


[don't tell ratchet the chances of his optimus arriving are second to none you'll make him sad.]

i'm almost offended. i'm a medic, of course i care about what happens to people! especially in the environment you're going to be in, which will be so vulnerable to tragic accidents

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
that you're a disposable worker, silly! why do you think everyone is so keen for you to get into construction? don't worry, if you get crushed under some rocks i'll try to talk them into giving you a dignified burial

[honestly, he'd say this to bulkhead or anyone else. ratchet just enjoys how fracas is scared of him.]

good for him :)

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
oh you're so cute! i wish i'd done a video reply, i bet you just have the most adorable little frown when you're angry!

please, do try it. i could probably make a small bomb out of your corpse to get out of this place with style
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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's laughing in his cell, oh - you made his day!]

i love all the little one liners you people give me!

maybe one day you'll actually go and do something that isn't absolutely cliche. oh, that would be fun! why don't you try bombing me?

or maybe you could try dissecting me while i'm conscious?? i've never had that happen before! :O

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i was expecting more after all that bravado about how much you dislike me and i'm such a psychopath

boring!

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
it's hardly a fetish, i was just trying to suggest something interesting

i would, but i'm stuck in this cell until i figure out which weakness i want to exploit to break out of it

:)

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
of course. i did consider locking it, but where's the fun in that?

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-15 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd like to go with the first one

despite what you think of me i am incredibly skilled. optimus prime would've executed me a long time ago if i wasn't good enough to keep up with his demands! :D

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
it's funny how none of you guessed that them surviving wasn't an intended result of what i did to them.

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[personal profile] letmefixyou 2014-01-16 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
it's hardly murder when no-one in their right minds would care about or miss the drones.