third test ; text ; virus detected

[nobirds]

Okay. Haha. Very funny.

This actually shouldn't even be physically possible, to be honest. What with all the organic sentient beings running around made of metal, I don't actually count. I'm artificial. Enough said.

So if any of you can explain why I seem to be sick with a progressive organic virus, that would be lovely. There may even be something in it for you. Like a cure.

The faster it's gone, the better.



I was sort of in the middle of something.

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[primest]

It's working fine but for some reason I just can't figure out whenever I see you it just fizzles out and dies.

Funny how something mechanical was infected with an organic virus.

8,D

[nobirds]

I'm sure they had a name for that condition. Let's see....oh yeah. Insufferable.

You're insufferable.

No it's really not. It's impossible, that's what it is.

[primest]

What a burden for me to bear.

It being impossible is exactly why it's funny.

[nobirds]

I hope your medic can fix your sense of humor too, you're all screwed up in all sorts of places.

Even the moron wouldn't look twice at you. How sad.

[primest]

That's not how we work, AI.

Wow, someone I don't even know wouldn't "look twice" at me. I don't know if I can handle all of this. You're coming on so strong.

[nobirds]

I'm not sure you even know how you work, so I'll disregard the last comment.

Pity. I seem to have that process fixed to it's lowest intensity. You know, so I wouldn't hurt your precious robot feelings. You're more sensitive than I thought.

Or maybe you're just that fun to antagonize.

[primest]

If that helps you recharge at night, I'm not about to take that away from you.

[nobirds]

That would be a cleverly placed insult if I had to recharge.

I don't.

Oh well.You get a point for stepping up your game.

[primest]

I'd be honoured if I put any value into anything you say.

[nobirds]

And these are the reasons why you wake up paralyzed and stripped naked.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

[primest]

Yeah, it was nice knowing there's protoforms in this place who cannot take one mech telling them they don't give a frag about them.

What a sad existence they lead.

[nobirds]

Did you see the point fly over your head?

Because you missed it.

[primest]

I could say the same for you.

[how genuinely horrifying is it that this guy will be the autobot's leader eventually.]

[nobirds]

Genuinely, or out of spite.

[primest]

Pick one.

[nobirds]

Oh, have I angered you?

Good.

[primest]

What part of that suggested anger?

It was the italics, wasn't it?

[nobirds]

No. Frankly it was the desperate grasping at straws.

[primest]

If that's what you want to call it.

[nobirds]

It is.

Because that's what it was. Are you so keen on showing me you have fewer brain cells than you think you do?

PRETEND ITS THE TEXT FONT

[primest]

Of course!

will do

[nobirds]

You're succeeding.

ur too kind

[primest]

I'm so glad this conversation didn't turn out to be a complete waste of time.