third test ; text ; virus detected

[nobirds]

Okay. Haha. Very funny.

This actually shouldn't even be physically possible, to be honest. What with all the organic sentient beings running around made of metal, I don't actually count. I'm artificial. Enough said.

So if any of you can explain why I seem to be sick with a progressive organic virus, that would be lovely. There may even be something in it for you. Like a cure.

The faster it's gone, the better.



I was sort of in the middle of something.

Comments

Re: audio;

[letmefixyou]

Who would this "someone" be?

[he could care less about the AI thing. because he likes you. the brave police, however, can suck it. they are terrible ais.]

I could care less about what happens to them when I have what I need. Unless you'd like them delivered in a certain quality.

audio;

[nobirds]

It's funny, I've never bothered to ask him his name. I'm too scared of losing a few neurons while he's talking at me.

He's big. He's blue. And has a horrendous facial structure, with an uncommon sense to boot.

[ She grins, steely and cold. You can hear it. ]

I want him, alive. I can run a few tests on him, see if lack of intelligence evens out in endurance.

I don't mind the quality. Workable pieces, that's all I ask. Even then, I may need something for myself, like a pretty new hydraulics valve. Or microfilaments. Lots of microfilaments.

Re: audio;

[letmefixyou]

Hm. I've met several blue morons since I've been here. It seems to be a running theme. It wouldn't happen to be the one with orange optics, would it?

I stabbed him not long ago, he should be easy to take from the medbay.

[there's a verbal grin.] Of course. We can categorise each internal organ and go from there.

[ratchet wants to keep the spark chamber <3]

Re: audio;

[nobirds]

Nonono. Bright blue. Yellow racing stripes. Tacky.

But he sounds fun too....decisions.

[ SINCERE THOUGHT! ]

Nah. If I have to file my own microfilaments, I want them off this moron. It'll be the best kind of pain, being stabbed with your own body.

Re: audio; let's pretend this was private after they started openly talking about murder

[letmefixyou]

Ahhh, I think I've seen him around.

[ratchet is down for either, tbh.]

Let's start small. Ugly blue bot first, then we can decide if any more are needed.

Or wanted.

For fun.

GOOD IDEA

[nobirds]

For science.

Of course.