Video; transmission from: Nexic Quadrant

[gtfostalker]

[Well, it would seem that someone is finally sounding in. Took him long enough, especially considering that he seems to be using his sleeping back as a blanket, with a cup of something steaming in his hands. He sniffles.]

How did this happen, I never get sick. Bah...

Everyone should avoid my shack, maybe, I am contagious. It is probably that... whatever that is going around. Though if you happen to have soup I would not mind so much if you stopped by.

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[deadlydoctor]

Only if you don't squeeze them enough, then they stop being a problem. [As they stop being alive too.]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to worry about getting hurt by the bees but I see what you meant. Metal skin sure comes in handy for those things-

AND LO, ANOTHER TAG

[gtfostalker]

But then their family becomes a problem. And some bees' families hold grudges. [This feels like it could be a metaphor for things.]

Heh. Well, we do not have robot honey collectors back home. Only people, unless things changed outside the Zone.

THEY KEEP REPRODUCING! oh!

[deadlydoctor]

Ah, yes. Insects are disgusting like that. It's hard to get rid off them. [Doesn't he knows about that...]

Heh. We do not have robot honey collectors as far as I know but there's some mech out there with really odd tastes.

[gtfostalker]

Ah, I have met worse creatures. Besides, that could be said for a lot of creatures.

It would be a lot easier; less stings. Of course, there would probably be more broken honeycombs, too. Which is not very helpful either.

[deadlydoctor]

Remind me to tell you about Insecticons one of those days...

I don't think it would be worth it.

[gtfostalker]

Insecticons? I suppose they are Cybertronian bugs, then?

Then you have never had honey before, and that is a great shame.

[deadlydoctor]

More or less, yes. They are as huge as Megatron and as delicate as a rock. A really violent rock. [Primus, how much he loathes them.]

My engine can only process energon. The honey would mess it up.

[gtfostalker]

I suppose I should ask 'which Megatron, we have had a million here', but they sound pretty bad.

Of course. But there have been times when you have not exactly been you, yes?

[deadlydoctor]

All of them are at least twice my size.

Oh don't remind me. I was a she human once.

[gtfostalker]

That is not so good, especially for those of us much smaller. Then again, everyone having the same name is not too good either.

You were a human? She human... you mean a woman? I am sorry I missed that; you probably missed out on all the really good food.

[deadlydoctor]

[It's not good for him either.] Thankfully, they aren't the brightest mechs out there.

Yes, that. With the big meatsacks on the front. And I looked gorgeous. [He can't exactly appreciate human beauty but he will never look less than his best, no matter the form.] I didn't get to eat much, no. I made a holoform of it if you want to see it.

[Thanks 'Cade and your useful information about Holoforms~.]

[gtfostalker]

And thankfully they are not here either. As far as we have seen, anyway. [Hopefully it will stay that way!]

Ah, heh. Those are called 'breasts', and they are more fat than meat. [Anatomy lessons from a stalker is probably something that should never happen, but it seems to be occurring.] Looks are very subjective among us humans, but eh, why not? Let me have a look.

[He's not sure he can trust a robot's judgement of human appearance, after all.]

pff what even is that icon XD

[deadlydoctor]

If they were, we would notice immediately. I can't stadn the way they scream. [It's irritating as the Pit.]

Really? Are they magical things too because I never noticed anything special when I had the. People stared but they always do that. [Thankfully it's Knock Out who's he talking with.] Alright.

[There's an interference in the video and soon enough there's a pretty redhead smirking at Strelok. It speaks in a female voice as well.]

well he WAS kinda half-dead for that icon X3

[gtfostalker]

They scream that often, do they? They must get into trouble quite a lot.

Heh. Some people are just fond of them. I am certain it is like... the difference between liking someone with wings on their forearms more than one with wings on their back. [Attractiveness in robots, how does it work?]

Ahh, so this is you as a human. [He doesn't stare; it's really more the same friendly expression he gives to everyone, really.] You do not look too bad at all.

Aahh XD it made me laugh

[deadlydoctor]

They do it out of the blue from time to time or when they are about to attack.

Ah, I understand. [That explanation works perfectly for KO. A+ Strelok.] And tell me, how do you like the ladies "wings" to look like?

[S/he wouldn't mind the staring.] Only not too bad?

\o/ yesssss mission accomplished

[gtfostalker]

That is good to know. Though around here, who knows what anyone is screaming about?

Ahh, I have not been much concerned with anyone's looks in a long time. Besides, I have yet to meet any female stalkers; they are around, but I guess we travel in different circles. [Strelok, that's because the circles you travel in are dangerously insane.]

Heh, I will be the first to admit that I am a bad judge of prettiness.

Heeeh ♥♥♥

[deadlydoctor]

A very good point. Are you a screamer too? [The lady in the screen smirk, a mischievous look in her eyes.]

But what about the ladies here? Rose for example.

[Are you trying to say that women aren't also dangerous or insane? Clearly you need to know the females Knock out met in his life.]

Beauty is relative, anyway.