VIDEO

[loborobo]

[The feed flickers on, which shows nothing at first. Oddly enough, it’s the inside of the altar room ov Vector Prime. Maybe someone had left their--

But there’s a flash of orange eyes. They only flicker in the feed for a fleeting moment. In another flicker, there’s something peering down into the device, a nose prodding it. It looks to be a a dog of a robotic nature.]

A communication device… [The dog’s eyes brighten and fade with every word and he lifts a red paw up to reposition the object.]

Calling Brave Police, this is Shadowmaru. [He lifts his head, ears alert as he hears something off in the distance. Thankfully it was one of the acolytes. The BP Unit relaxes.]

I am low on fuel. I’m not quite sure if this place even has fuel, but. I’ll try my best for the time being.

If anyone else can hear this, I will try my best to send my coordinates. I read other signatures here, but I’m not familiar with any of them. [His head perks up again, orange optics wary.]

Again, this is Shadowmaru, calling for the Brave Police. If anyone could give me their location, it would be appreciated.

[He then races off screen, the device jostling before shutting off.]

Comments

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

Ah, so he admits that he is an idiot. I'm proud of you, Gunmax.

[Oh if only he could smile like this.]

I'm at the Temple of Vector Prime.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Hey. You watch your dog-mouth.

[why don't you wag your little doggy tail instead, smartass]

I think I remember where that is. Shouldn't take me too long to find it.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[See that stubby tail? Yep, it's wagging. Just for you Gunmax.]

I'll be waiting.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

[you BETTER wag that tail, PUNK.]

Try not to wander off.

[he's just gonna hang RIGHT UP.

He arrives like 45 minutes later, rolling up on the sexiest bike in the universe you know how it goes.]

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[Damn Gunmax. It's almost like you're competing with Shadowmaru here. Show-off.

But Shadowmaru stands taller as Gunmax approaches.]

Took you long enough.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Hey, shut up. I only just got here the other day. Still learning my way around.

[Gunmax parks the bike and dismounts because i like that word aaand just stands there with his arms crossed]

So.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[And Shadowmaru sits there.

Prim and proper. Chin tilting up.]

So. [CAN YOU JUST HEAR THE GRIN BEHIND THAT ONE WORD? What is it Gunmax? You're the one who wanted to come see him]

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

[psh like anyone wants to see YOU you ugly mutt]

Geez, can't you stop with the dog thing already?

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[But you still came. You caaaame. To see him.]

Do you have a problem with it?

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

[it's not like he likes you or anything GOD]

How am I supposed to give you a ride back to the station when you're like that!? Unless you think you have enough gas to make it on your own!

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[He scoffs and walks up beside his bike, tapping on it's side with a paw.]

What about your side car, hm?

Changing causes me to use up fuel too, you know.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

[sidecars aren't cool man he doesn't like admitting he has it]

Fine, fine.

Oh, and there's no gasoline here. So you're basically screwed.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

Unless you'd like for me to sit behind you.

[He'll let that sink in for a moment before he flinches.]

W...What? There's no gas here?!

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Wouldn't be the first time I've had to cart one of you losers around.

[Gunmax is too busy being totally amused by that reaction. Oooh you drama queen.]

I wish I was just messing with you, but it's true. I had to get my engine upgraded after I got here. The only fuel source around here is this stuff called energon. Tastes worse that stale diesel, but it beats not having anything.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[He's still reeling.]

H-How do they expect me to be able to process this energon stuff?! [He pats at his chest.] What if it eats through me?! Like acid!

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Are you really that delicate? Some cutting edge robot!

[NOPE just gonna laugh at you dork]

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

[He growls up at him, barking.]

I'm serious! [But the ninja detective sighs and hops up in the air, changing back to normal.]

How come you're able to consume it?

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Because I'm more hardcore than you, obviously.

[Ahem. Okay messing with Shadowmaru time is over. Gunmax gets all serious business.]

If you'd been paying attention, you would have heard what I said about getting an upgrade. Had to have my engine changed out, we all did.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

Hardcore? Yeah right. This coming from the bot who treats his bike like a prized infant.

[He perks up.]

And upgrade. Right. I'll have to look into that.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

I do not.

[grumble grumble fuck you etc]

I can introduce you to the creepy old dude that did mine. I survived, so you'll probably be fine too.

Re: [video]

[loborobo]

You do too. [Shadowmaru stares at him pointedly.]

Creepy old dude, hm? That sounds extremely safe.

[oh wait not video]

[badboybikerbot]

You're imagining things. [GLARE]

Look, it was fine. You know how picky I am about who pokes around at my insides.

WOOPS MY BAD TOO

[loborobo]

And about who pulls your trigger.

[HEHEH]

So where are you going to be taking me?

LOL OOPS

[badboybikerbot]

Baby, you wish you could handle my cannon.

[not sorry.]

Seems like the guys that beat us here were pretty busy. There's a police station set up and everything. I mean, unless you'd rather make a living around here doing dog tricks.

[loborobo]

But my cannon was larger.

[What are timelines.]

As long as they still have ceiling vents, I'll be fine with that.