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re_alignment2014-02-13 10:13 pm
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fourth test / audio / heart shaped processor
[ Someone's being more monotone than usual today. ]
It's funny, I didn't think such an absurd practice would carry over to another dimension. I'll have to update the file.
'Pointless acts of otherwise previously unsolicited gestures brought on by a false holiday' Check.
And before someone suggests 'I'm bitter because I'm alone', it's actually quite the opposite. Alone makes for undisputed homemaking.
No one to tell you 'the desk needs to be oak' or 'that linoleum flooring isn't progressive'.
At least you aren't stuffing your faces with chocolate. Who knows, were you, the whole planet might exceed the system's gravitational field, and fly off into the cold, quiet unknown.
Just saying.
[ There's a loud click and whirr, and the unpleasant scratch of sharp metal on glass. ]
Looks like my prototype's done. Happy Valentine's Day to me indeed.
It's funny, I didn't think such an absurd practice would carry over to another dimension. I'll have to update the file.
'Pointless acts of otherwise previously unsolicited gestures brought on by a false holiday' Check.
And before someone suggests 'I'm bitter because I'm alone', it's actually quite the opposite. Alone makes for undisputed homemaking.
No one to tell you 'the desk needs to be oak' or 'that linoleum flooring isn't progressive'.
At least you aren't stuffing your faces with chocolate. Who knows, were you, the whole planet might exceed the system's gravitational field, and fly off into the cold, quiet unknown.
Just saying.
[ There's a loud click and whirr, and the unpleasant scratch of sharp metal on glass. ]
Looks like my prototype's done. Happy Valentine's Day to me indeed.
no subject
Progress marches on and all that.
[that gets a small grin out of him.] Then you could consider us even.
no subject
[ Ah, this device would work. Still quite large, it'll do just what she wants. The only hurdle now was the bonding agent for the microfilaments, as well as getting her fingers to open the way she wanted. A panel on her left forearm lifts open, and she removes several small devices, one for each finger. ]
Who does the customization on you, I'm curious.
no subject
We can do it ourselves. Or go to a medic slash chop shop! Cybertonian frames are highly customizable.
no subject
If you did, then you get major brownie points for your dexterity. I'll even put it on your file.
no subject
[he lays his hand down near her and activates all the little medical tools he has stored away in it. scalpels, blowtorches, etc.]
These, however. Had to be installed by a third party. They're standard issue for medics.