[FAILED!Lock to Bulkhead.]

[raceme]

[Have a very confused, very nervous and awkward looking Blurr.]

Bulkhead, I got this from you and uhm...I am flattered but I don't think...we should really...eh..with our baggage and Wheeljack...not to mention I already have a boyfriend even if he's not here, soIdontreallythinkthisisagoodidea.

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[raceme]

...this was supposed to be private.

[glass_secret]

Hate to break it to you sweetie, but it's not.

[raceme]

YesInoticed.

It's too late to tell you all to ignore it, isn't it?

[glass_secret]

Sorry. Can't unsee that one.

[raceme]

... [Oh well.]

[glass_secret]

Hey, it could have been worse. The card is at least silly and not too vulgar. Some of the ones I gotten from Pinocchio would be too much even for a porno.

[raceme]

[Well it's vulgar enough considering they are robots.] Who's Pinocchio? A friend of yours?



What's porno?

[glass_secret]

He is, though he would rather be something more, and I refuse because he's stuck in a body of a little boy.

Something you should be grateful that you don't know about it.

[raceme]

I'm not entirely sure I understood that. How he got stuck?


But now you made me curious...[Not fair, why not to tell him? :C]

[glass_secret]

Long story. Lets just say the Blue Fairy took his wish to be a real boy too seriously.

Okay fine, but I did warn you. It's "nailing" in front of a camera so that others can watch.

1/4

[raceme]

He wasn't already real? [He wants to ask what's a blue fairy but he knows that he probably won't get it either way.]

[raceme]

[Wait, what was that last part.]

In front of....

[raceme]

..so others can.....

done

[raceme]

Whywouldanybodydothatforotherstowatch!?

pffft! <3

[glass_secret]

I warned you! Next time listen when someone says you don't want to know! It's the adult entertainment industry back home. Not exactly a high point for human society.

As for Pinocchio, he was originally carved out of wood and brought to life by magic.

He is traumatized

[raceme]

Adult ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY? That's what you do to entertain yourselves? I...... I wont' ask the next time. [He learned his lesson.]

That's quite the story.

She's noticed.

[glass_secret]

Hey now. Only a few humans entertain themselves with that stuff. Just enough to dedicate a whole industry to it.

I am so sorry

[raceme]

That sounds more than just 'a few humans'



You watch those things too? Or record them?

She deserves it at this point.

[glass_secret]

It's not exactly mainstream entertainment.

[Wait did he just...]

What!? No! What I do in the bedroom is my own business and not for anyone's entertainment!

They are both awful. Best friends forever

[raceme]

No offense but human's culture it's really weird sometimes.

[He doesn't know better Cindy, don't get mad at him.]

S-sorrysorryIdidntmeantooffendyou!

[You said nothing about watching them, he notices.]

Total BFFs

[glass_secret]

It's not just humans that are into that stuff. [She's met a few animal at the farm with a disturbing collection of the stuff.]

For future reference, it very impolite to ask if someone has watched or starred in porn.

[She was too shocked about being asked if she was in porn to answer that.]

\o/

[raceme]

I assure you robots aren’t into that.

[Sorry, he’s mind is traumatized enough thinking about humans, he can't even begging to fathom animals doing that.]

How come it’s impolite to ask but it’s not rude to look at others interfacing? [He’s really confused about that.]

<3

[glass_secret]

Did I say robots?

For starters, the ones who are being filmed give their consent and are being paid for it. It's illegal to film or watch two people "interfacing" without their consent. Also, depending on who you talk the whole thing can be viewed as immoral and rude.

♥

[raceme]

No, no. I was just explaining.

So it's for profit? A job? I...see. I think I understand. It seems more embarrassing than immoral to me.

♥

[glass_secret]

Exactly. To them it's just a job to make easy money.