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nobody_number_8 ([personal profile] nobody_number_8) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2014-02-20 09:10 pm

Number III: A Public Service Announcement

[The transmission opens with a full body shot of Axel. It seems he has the communicator propped up on something in order to allow a wider view, and from the looks of the background, he's somewhere around the Junkpile.]

Hey there, robots of Haven. Autobots, Decepticons and.... miscellaneous others. Thank you all for tuning in today for this very special public service announcement.

What is it about, you might ask? Well, to be perfectly honest, it's about your attitudes. Specifically, your attitudes towards humans, humanoids, and other organics like myself.

Now I know what some of you are probably thinking. 'What's that pointy-haired weirdo talking about? I like organics just fine. Why, some of my best friends are organics!' And believe me, we all appreciate the friendliness and general lack of deliberate attempts to stomp us.

However, it's not the liking part that's the issue here. What the issue is is the simple fact that you all seem to think being 20-feet tall and made of metal automatically means that you're superior. Especially when it comes to the ability to defend yourself. And I don't just mean certain unpleasant individuals who'd try to squish us for fun. I mean all of you, or at least most of you.

You might try to be nice about it, and you're probably genuinely trying to protect them, but when one of your organic friends wants to help out in a fight? Your general attitude always tends to come off as 'Look, it's cute that you think you can help, but just sit over here while the grown-ups handle things, OK?' And when your friends actually can fight? It's as condescending as hell.

Case in point, my friend Sora. Recently, Knockout locked him in his medbay with him in an attempt to protect him. Which would be great... if Sora needed it. But he doesn't. Lemme tell you a little bit about Sora.

This kid spends most of his time back home traveling from world to world fighting monsters made of pure Darkness called Heartless. I once saw him take out 1000 of them in the space of about ten minutes using nothing but his Keyblade and his wits. Aside from Heartless, he's also fought and beaten- among other things- pirates, the Boogie Man, a sea witch imbued with all the power of the ocean and grown to the size of a skyscraper, and a sorceress who turned into a giant, fire-breathing dragon. Not to mention, he's saved the world at least twice.

I could go on, but the bottom line is that he can damn well take care of himself, even against things like you. He doesn't need to be protected or coddled. In fact, he should probably be protecting some of you.

And just in case you think Sora is an isolated case...

[Axel steps a bit to one side, revealing a chunk of Cybertronian-looking scrap-metal about the size of a fridge.]

Here's a nice chunk of Cybertronian metal. And here's what a guy like me can do to it if I'm so inclined.

[Axel points a palm at the chunk of metal and tosses off a Firaga at it. The large fireball strikes and envelops the chunk of scrap, which quickly becomes red hot and begins to melt. When the fire dissipates a few moments later, the chunk of metal is badly scorched and melted enough to be mostly unrecognizable compared to its previous state.

Axel turns calmly back to the camera.]


So for future reference? Don't automatically assume that just because we're small and squishy that we're helpless. It'll save your organic friends a lot of frustration and it'll save you from looking like an ass.

Any questions?
invisiblepinkboat: (May be invisible - important opinions)

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[personal profile] invisiblepinkboat 2014-02-27 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Any particular weapon you'd prefer? [She tilts her helm in thought.]

Another bladed weapon would mean you know it, but a secondary possibility of long-range defense and offense might be a good idea as well.
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[personal profile] heartdive 2014-02-28 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really know how to use anything else.
invisiblepinkboat: (Not Uhura - still only female on deck)

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[personal profile] invisiblepinkboat 2014-02-28 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think it what it comes down to, then, is if you would like to learn something else, or stick to what you know?

I use a less... presice long-distance weapon, but I'm proficient enough in guns, and I'm quite sure others here are more than well-versed in them. [There's a quirk of a smile on her lips.] There's enough teachers around that, if you wanted, I don't think that would be much of an issue.

If you'd rather stick with what you know, though, that shouldn't be impossible to work with either.
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[personal profile] heartdive 2014-02-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a snort. ]

No, I don't mind learning something new. Might be a little uncomfortable at first, but I figure it'd be like learning a new spell. Rough, but with some practice, I'd get it down.
invisiblepinkboat: (So many tangos - which one first?)

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[personal profile] invisiblepinkboat 2014-03-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll see what I can dig up, then, or ask somebody to make something.

... Something that would fire electricity to stun might also work well. [Elita frowns, and then shrugs.]

Well, I'll see what might be around, and I'll give you some pointers so you don't have to learn with no help at all.
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[personal profile] heartdive 2014-03-01 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Stunning would be good...

Thanks, Elita. I don't think you know how much I appreciate you just looking into it.
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[personal profile] invisiblepinkboat 2014-03-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
We'll aim for that, then. If nothing else, it could give you time to figure out if you can use one of your usual methods.

[She smiles, shaking her helm.]

Don't think about it. You may be prepared for what you would've met at home, but since you might not necessarily be for what's here... Well, I certainly don't mind assising to make sure you're prepared.