AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Ugh, it's always handcuffs!

Someone come and get me out of these things; Blurr slapped some kind of cuffs on me and I can't even move now.

What a pain!

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[mccrane]

...Gunmax.

[How. HOW.]

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

[This sounds like a personal problem.]

If you are handcuffed does that make you a criminal?

[engrishdetective]

Yo, McCrane.

Would you mind giving me a hand? Both of mine are currently occupied.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Noooo, I'm a cop.

[mccrane]

Weren't you the one with the cuffs?

[He's still boggled as to how someone got them off you, and then got them back ON you again.]

Of course. Where are you?

[engrishdetective]

These are... different. Blurr had his own.

Liege Maximo's temple, in one of the rooms.

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[4_toteachus]

Then what are you doing in handcuffs?

Unless it was an accident somehow.

Which would be silly.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Because another cop thinks he knows what he's doing, when really he's a big damn idiot.

[Video]

[raceme]

Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something.

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

Yes... yes, I think you're right. It's telling me...

THAT YOU SUCK!

voice;

[thxforthememories]

...

Handcuffs.

[Really?]

voice;

[engrishdetective]

Yep.

On the bright side, I have a solution for you. Sort of.

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[4_toteachus]

That's unfortunate.

What do the handcuffs look like? How do they function? I wasn't aware that handcuffs cause paralysis.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

They look like bulkier versions that I used. They sort of glow. I don't really know how they work.

[mccrane]

I'll be there as fast as I can be. [He was working on building, no surprise. His projects right now have got him running around everywhere, but nothing is so pressing that it can't be abandoned for a while.]

That is the northeastern temple, right?

[There's a pause, because there's still plenty here that doesn't make sense.] Why would Blurr handcuff you?

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[4_toteachus]

Fascinating!

I wish I could help you Gunmax, but I am only 7 inches tall.

I hope you get free soon.

[engrishdetective]

You got it.

You mean other than "he's being a dumb hedgehog incarnation reject"? ...I'd rather tell you in person.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

No worries. I'm sure someone else will take care of it.

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[4_toteachus]

Where are you?

Perhaps...

If you are close enough, I can keep you company while you wait.

[This is a huge step for him and he shuffles from foot to foot nervously while he types that. Leaving his room? The last time he did that he got dissected...]

[Video]

[raceme]

Yelling won't solve anything and I did this for your own good.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

No pressure, kiddo. If you want, I'm at Liege Maximo's temple. If that's too far, I'd rather you be safe and stay put, yeah?

[Video]

[engrishdetective]

No, but it makes me feel better!

Feh, call it whatever you want. I'm still ready to do what you can't!

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[4_toteachus]

Oh you're not far at all, I live here too.

It'd have been more difficult if you were outside.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

Why did he put you in handcuffs? What are you doing at that temple?

[He can make a guess, but has to ask.]

A solution? You... Spoke with the others?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Eh, stop by if you want, then.

[That's a yes in his backwards logic.]