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re_alignment2012-08-20 09:26 pm
schrodingersbot) wrote in re_alignment2012-08-20 09:26 pm
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[VIDEO]
[The video feed, when it clicks on, is a bit chaotic, the picture jerking about roughly. What landscape that can be discerned in the image, however, seems to be near the border of the badlands. Something large, mechanical, and sharp suddenly slashes into the frame and then back out again, like a weapon being thrust toward the camera.]
AAhhhhh! Cease and desist at once, you arachnid annoyance!
[Perceptor briefly flails into view for a moment, looking a bit flustered, before he ducks out of view again under another swipe of that weapon. Or rather, not a weapon, as the view shifts wildly to pan across a massive robotic spider with very large fangs lowered threateningly toward the camera.]
[As the view swings wildly again, there are muffled thuds and thumps and the thick clang of metal against metal that seem to hint at an epic struggle. Perceptor looks much more harried when he bounces into view again.]
I, ah, seem to have stumbled into a bit of an inconvenience... wherever this location is. If anyone is nearby, assistance would be greatly appreciated!
[There is an odd, almost liquid sound that splatters into the feed, and a sudden yelp from Perceptor as a stream of thick, greyish goop blasts past his head.]
As soon as possible?
AAhhhhh! Cease and desist at once, you arachnid annoyance!
[Perceptor briefly flails into view for a moment, looking a bit flustered, before he ducks out of view again under another swipe of that weapon. Or rather, not a weapon, as the view shifts wildly to pan across a massive robotic spider with very large fangs lowered threateningly toward the camera.]
[As the view swings wildly again, there are muffled thuds and thumps and the thick clang of metal against metal that seem to hint at an epic struggle. Perceptor looks much more harried when he bounces into view again.]
I, ah, seem to have stumbled into a bit of an inconvenience... wherever this location is. If anyone is nearby, assistance would be greatly appreciated!
[There is an odd, almost liquid sound that splatters into the feed, and a sudden yelp from Perceptor as a stream of thick, greyish goop blasts past his head.]
As soon as possible?
[video] Poor Percy slghlkfh
Eh, Drift probably won't need th' help, but I'll come as back up so nothin' bogus happens.
[At the questions, Soundwave chuckles quietly.]
Yep, sounds like me, dude! Try not to think 'bout it too hard, ch'yeah?
[video-->audio] he'll get bettah!
[AND HE CHUCKLES!!!]
I believe that my CPU may be malfunc--gah!
[The video portion of the feed is suddenly covered by a thick mass of dark grey goo.]
[audio]
This is Soundwave, totally rockin' on out!
[Disconnecting!]
[audio]
As you wish?
[This is about the time that Perceptor begins to wonder if all of this is nothing more than a horrible virus, and if he is not, in fact, still on the Event Horizon, quarrantined in his own medical bay, slowly wasting away under its effects. That seems a much more rational explanation than... well... than Soundwave.]