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[0perator]

[See Alia.

See Alia glaring at what looks like a former tablet computer that has clearly been combined with some kind of frankensteinian holographic interface.

See Alia glaring into the communication device.]

All right. What have you people all gotten into now?

Who's feeling weird, when did it start, and what the frag were you nuts doing before it kicked off?

I'd rather not catch your crazy...

Comments

[raceme]

Oh. Sorry then.

[Such fuss.]

[0perator]

Maybe you should get yourself scanned. Just in case you faceplant again.

[Wow, so eyeroll.]

[raceme]

No I don't like doctors. Wellnotyhatsnottrue...I do like doctors I don't like the doctor-y things they do.

[Very mature.]

[0perator]

Wha-- why? It's not like you're going to develop a crippling phobia of needles.

[raceme]

No I have a phobia of psychotic doctors trying to rip off my face.
Difference.

[0perator]

Your medical licensing board back home must have been shit.

[raceme]

That happened here, actually. Kinda. IT'S A LONG STORY. Letsnottalkaboutit.

Anyway! No medics for me I don't need them.

[0perator]

I could scan you. I'm not a medic.

[raceme]

[He gives it a bit of a thought before to reply. Blurr knows he's been acting a bit strange but he felt awesome too so he ignored it.] ...could you really do that for me?

[0perator]

Sure. I do know my way around a scanner. If you're a really good boy I'll give you a lollipop.

[raceme]

Alright then.


...


What's a lollipop?

[0perator]

Candy.. Something that humans like, sets off their pleasure centers to eat it.

[raceme]

Unless that candy is made of energon I don't think I'll be able to process it.

[0perator]

Maybe I'll put it on my project list. Some lollipops might improve some moods around here.

[raceme]

It could be an interesting project but be careful if you handle energon. It explodes.

[0perator]

Oooh candy bombs. [Now that's just like asking for her to make candy bombs. C'mon.]

[raceme]

...

I just gave you a really awful idea, don't I? [He can tell when he screwed up.]

[0perator]

No, it's a great idea. Awesome idea, in fact.

[Yup you screwed that pooch so good it's going to need a smoke now.]

[raceme]

Alia, no candy bombs allowed on the Haven.

[SOOOOOB.]

[0perator]

Spoilsport.

[And now you're off the list of who gets to play with them sheeeesh killjoy.]

[raceme]

Yeah, that's probably what my name means in human language.

[Blurr already played with bombs once when he was brainwashed thanks to the Lambda >B[ he almost killed a ton of people.]