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[0perator]

[See Alia.

See Alia glaring at what looks like a former tablet computer that has clearly been combined with some kind of frankensteinian holographic interface.

See Alia glaring into the communication device.]

All right. What have you people all gotten into now?

Who's feeling weird, when did it start, and what the frag were you nuts doing before it kicked off?

I'd rather not catch your crazy...

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[mccrane]

...not again. [Seriously, when will he get a break?]

Are there any new landmarks or monsters that are attacking?

[0perator]

Best I can tell, this has something to do with unusual crystals. I'm trying to get more specifics out of people, but apparently everyone has a crap memory or something.

[mccrane]

...strange affects do tend to mess with perceptions.

[He sighs, visibly. As he doesn't actually have lungs, it is more for appearance than anything else.]

Crystals. I'll dispatch someone to look into--

Wait.

Have you encountred Blurr at all? Is he still well?

[It seems like a good time to start checking the network.]

[0perator]

I got Blurr on the comm. He's been feeling unusually good lately, so he might be up for an errand or two.

[mccrane]

I'll have him try it, then. He's...fast.

[Very fast.]

Thank you for your assistance, Alia. You are always an asset.

[0perator]

Thanks, I guess.

If you find anything, try to stay away from it. I don't know yet what the effect radius is for these things.