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re_alignment2014-03-22 12:19 pm
kungfugeek) wrote in re_alignment2014-03-22 12:19 pm
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[Accidental Video]
[Power Joe's been a busy bot. Really busy. In fact, that whole golf thing he had planned completely slipped his mind. He's got bigger and better things to do with his time right now. One of them you'll be able to witness at this very moment. The Link clicks on, probably at a most/worst opportune time, showing...
Gunmax's room?
Well, it may be only recognizable to Gunmax, but still. He's there. And...holing up in it with all manner of little nicknacks. Hoards of toasters, hoards of food, metal scraplings, Gunmax's bike, a TV, you name it. It's in here somewhere.
He in fact just seems to be finished moving it into the room, taking a look.]
Ha!
All mine now.
[Looks like someone's claimed rooms.]
Gunmax's room?
Well, it may be only recognizable to Gunmax, but still. He's there. And...holing up in it with all manner of little nicknacks. Hoards of toasters, hoards of food, metal scraplings, Gunmax's bike, a TV, you name it. It's in here somewhere.
He in fact just seems to be finished moving it into the room, taking a look.]
Ha!
All mine now.
[Looks like someone's claimed rooms.]
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Which are HIS.]
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[Sorry, Gunmax, he'll fix it later.]
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Power Joe seems content to sit on his horde of toasters while...Gunmax is glued to the wall next to him. And taped. And tied.
THAT'S NORMAL.]
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[Nope, he's just. Going to stomp over to that wall.]
[He'll start peeling Gunmax down if he's not stopped.]
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Gunmax is flipping PJ the bird. DOUBLE BIRDS. HA HA SUCK IT PJ.]
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[Grumble, mutter.]
[It's not actually that hard for someone built like Ironhide. He's got a hand under the BP at least, and starts trying to pry him off as gently as possible.]
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[Ironhide who said you could remove his wall decoration. No one, that's who. Power Joe immediately leaps onto Ironhide, attempting to stop this travesty.]
You can't take him! He belongs to me now!
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[yeah the angry wiggling probably isn't helping irondad any BUT FUCK YOU PJ]
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[He seems fairly undeterred by the power shovel using him as a climbing wall. Getting Gunmax down without leaving his plating stuck to the wall is a higher priority.]
And you -- [He jerks his chin at Gunmax.] Hold still. This ain't as easy as it looks.
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Oh wait, what's Ironhide saying?]
Don't touch my glue. That's also mine. You need my permission to use it. By the way--you can't.
[And he's going to try and fight Ironhide's arm. THAT'S HIS BIKE GUN GUY OKAY]
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Is my paint sticking to the wall? I bet my paint is sticking to the wall. You owe me a paint job, Power Joe. An expensive one.
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[Despite the stoic attitude, this is... disturbing. To say the least. He likes to think he knows PJ pretty well, and this makes no sense.]
[It's completely out of character.]
Your paint is probably the last thing you need to worry about right now.
[As he pries Gunmax's shoulders off with an audible POP. His weight shifts, a shoulder knocking into Power Joe. He wants to shove him off, not hurt the kid...]
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[His gaze turns momentarily to
his prizeGunmax.]The paint's mine too! You can't have any!
[The shoulder bump, however, is enough to knock him off, only to have him scramble back and try to fight off Ironhide's arms.]
Stop taking what's mine!!
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[OH GOD HIS POOR PAINT HE'S GOING TO LOOK SO STUPID AAAAUGH]
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[There's yet another knock from blocky red shoulders. Goddammit kid don't make him use actual force here.]
[Now it's just getting Gunmax's legs off the wall and damn boy why do you have so much leg.]
I'm serious. Back off, kiddo. I don't wanna make you.
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It's mine! MINE! Not yours! Get out of my room, old man!!
[Seriously who barges in when you're having a mental breakdown and gluing your friends to the wall.
R U D E.]
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How about you just glue Power Joe to the wall!? That would solve all the problems right now. All of them!
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[He stops what he's doing. He turns away from prying Gunmax off the wall, and moves to seize Power Joe by the shoulders.]
[Seize him, and heft him up onto the wall as well.]
The scrap is that glue.
[Even dad has his limits, kids.]
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Ironhide!!
Stop!! This is MY. ROOM!
[And you know what follows? Whimpering. All that fighting's made him tired.]
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Gunmax is just going to laugh
because fuck you Power Joe.]
Aw, that's too bad for you. Cheer up, Power Joe. Now you get to stay in "your room" for a while.
[seeing as you're glued to the wall you little moron]
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I don't like this anymore than you do. But 'till we know what's goin' on with you, you're stayin' put.
[It's safer. He tries to focus on that part. And not on feeling like scrap for doing it.]
And you...
[He eyes Gunmax for a moment, before pushing the smaller bot's shoulders back against the wall.]
... Get a time out. You ain't helpin' anything.
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[His desperate attempts to fight it are futile. He's just too worn out. From collecting everything to fighting Gunmax to struggling against Ironhide.]
Ngh...
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[wait. WAIT.]
Hah, that's funny! Good one! Right? Because you're totally joking, right? Right!?
Ah, come on, man!
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[He jabs a finger at PJ. Hopefully the angry bluster does something to hide how much he hates this.]
[Gunmax gets another finger jab too.]
I said time out. That's for bein' stupid and provokin' him. And also so you don't get into whatever it was he got into.
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