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[There's a robot barking at the screen. That's right.

Barking at the screen. He paces back and forth before he actually starts speaking. Upon closer inspection, someone may see that his optics are of a strange pink color.]

Oi! I need a medic! there's something wrong with this energon I took and... Kagerou.

Something is wrong with Kagerou! And he needs help. Right now. I can't touch him and he can't touch me, or anything. It's like he's a ghost!

Please, if there's anyone out there who could help...!

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[asshole of course you'd laugh at that.]

Tch, of course you do. Is Kagerou at least acting normal? Cuz if he and Power Joe have the same... whatever it is, I'm gonna be real annoyed if that stupid shovel can walk through walls.

He's just fine. Just.

Really scared.

Yeah, I guess that's understandable.

Y'know, he said you were actin' weird too. You been feeling off at all?

No. I've been just fine.

I just took some Pink Energon. And I feel no different.

Yeah? If you say so.

I know so!

Do you think I'm acting differently?

Hard to say. You're a little more dog-like than usual.

[His ears flatten and FINE, he hops up, transforming.]

I am not!

Ah, that's better! Looks like there was nothing to worry about!

[He mutters something about "BUTTFUCK" but waves his hand.]

I still think you're jealous.

Jealous of what? Of you? What could you possibly have that I'd be jealous of?

A boyfriend.

[STRAIGHT FROM THE DOG'S MOUTH.]

Why would I want a-

Wait, what?

Wait.

What?

You heard me.

[And he's smiling SO SO brightly.]

[aaaaaaaaand you get the Power Joe's Girlfriend face]

Wait, wait. You mean someone puts up with you?

[He crosses his arms.]

You put up with me. We've done plenty of missions together!

That's not the same and you know it!

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[INTERNAL SCREECHING.]

I told you he was acting strangely!

[time out wait

Gunmax has to laugh like a RAUCOUS ASSHOLE for a minute]

What's so funny?

Pretty much everything about Shadowmaru right now.

Is that what you meant by him acting weird?

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[CHOKING SOUNDS.]

Wh--

Why are you saying --!

I...

[Oh did.

Did Kagerou not feel the same way?]

I thought we, you know.

Why are you telling people that!

We didn't... you said we were going to talk and we never did!

Of course we didn't! You started to phasing through everything!

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