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✘ tf: fall of cybertron | perceptor

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[Yeah Perceptor doesn't even bother looking at the camera this time. He's too busy pounding away at the keyboard. The words ENERGON and COLOR VARIETIES can be seen on the screen.]

Yes, yes, I'm well aware of the issue, and, before anyone even begins to ask...

No.

I had absolutely nothing to do with it. And neither did any of my experiments.

[TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE -- yes, he's well aware of how everyone here feels about his Synthetic Energon Experiments.]

I am however amassing a database of currently known aberrant energon varieties, based on network-wide complaints and attempting to create some sort of solution.

So do save your impending rage for a more appropriate target.

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[Skids is going to pretend he isn't as scary as he knows he is right now. Thanks, regardless.]

I found some black energon.

[He holds it up to the camera, and forces his mandibles to retract.]

I thought I might bring it to you to take some samples of, but then I rememembered last time I came to see you when I was hungry and thought better of it.

[See? He's learning...]

Black... no one has reported black, yet.

I'm so sorry.

[He passes a hand over his face. And, despite the earlier yelp, he manages to genuinely apologize.]

There should be a slot in the door, you can shove it through there... I'll... leave another sample out for you.

Someone else left a white cube earlier. I could give it to you, or we could go with one of the old standbys.

I can see why.

I had half a mind to not report this at all. Maybe being exposed takes away some of your agency. It is definitely a lot more tempting to be doing other things right now.

[Like you.]

I'll be over there soon. Maybe we can try them both.

[Through a door.]