[Video]

[organ_pharming]

[Pharma is busy putting away tools when the video turns on. His acolyte, who's usually bustling around while the medic addresses the camera is no where to be seen.

It should be worth noting that Pharma is actually holding the tools he's putting away.]

I'm afraid the vast repertoire of hand jokes are no longer going to be relevant. Loathe as I am to take away everyone's fun, I thought you should all know that I'm now better equipped to treat patients.

[The new hands are sleek and well crafted, just the right shade of blue, and.... claws.]

Not that I wasn't capable before. But it's much more convenient this way.

Comments

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

I...heard about that mess. [Terrifying and something he easily stayed far away from.]

Who attended to you?

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Mostly Barricade. First Aid did a little bit. They did a pretty bang up job. I just, um. Need the chip removed somehow.

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Barricade? [Now that was a new one. Not a very medic sounding name.]

First Aid is... competent. [At least he was part of Pharma's staff and not a rival medic.]

Is that so? I just so happen to be an accomplished surgeon. Are you the only one who needs it removed- or are there others?

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Think there's Kagerou and Drift, too.

Well, the trick is that there... might be an explosive attached to the chip, Doc Dude. So, it might be difficult.

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Drift? [Uh oh, where's that convenient smile hiding data pad? Keep it cool, Pharma. Just breathe. Yes. Good. Perfectly neutral expression.]

Oh ho, now that makes it much more interesting! Now I have to try my hand!

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

You think you'd be able t'do it safe enough, dude? That'd be righteous!

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Are you kidding me? I am the medic who pulled off the four-way fuel pump transplant.

[Pause for effect.]


And I was one of the donors. [You may bask in his awesome now.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

[Even if he's a bit terrified of medics, he does think that's legitimately impressive! Soundwave can't help but clap.]

Totally awesome!

Well, I guess... if you're comfortable with it, we could schedule up something! What's yer name, dude?

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

[Finally, someone who acknowledges his prestige! He smiles and gives a little bow.]

Thank you.

More than comfortable. My designation is Pharma. And you?

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Name's Soundwave.

Thanks, Pharma. 'Preciate it. I'm still gettin' used to medics, so sorry if I'm kinda skittish.

Re: VIDEO; /please excuse the boring finding out Soundwave is from SG land post

[organ_pharming]

...Soundwave? That is...not a name I was expecting to hear.

[Yeah, he's just going to squint at your faction symbol.

...Decepticon but red? That doesn't help.]

VIDEO; PSH it's all good

[inferiordude]

Yeahhhh, I get that sometimes. M'not from a usual universe I guess. I'll explain more face-to-face if yer down with that.

Re: VIDEO; YAY

[organ_pharming]

...I suppose that will have to do.

[But now he's feeling a bit anxious about this whole thing. Deals with decepticons have notoriously gone bad for him in the past.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

I won't bring any weapons, okay? I ain't out to harm a single dude.

[And he will explain himself properly, really!]

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

That is...slightly comforting.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

I promise t'explain better soon.

When should I come by, Doc Dude?

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Perhaps you should ask the others what would be a good time for them as well?

[Like Drift? You want to ask Drift. Yes.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Hmm, I'll get in contact with 'em, I guess. I dunno if Drift is a real big fan of me right now, but I'm sure Kagerou wouldn't mind.

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Mind if I ask exactly what you did to Drift to make him angry? He's usually very easy-going.

[And naive.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Mm, most of that's private stuff. But, uh. Could be because of the accident I had with Wing.

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

I've noticed Wing and Drift are very close. [It's really hard to pry without sounding like you're doing it.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Oh yeah, me too! Drift says they're just friends, though.

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

Yes, he's made that clear to me several times. [Which has convinced him that they are definitely more than friends.]

Perhaps it would be better to talk about this in person.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Sure, I guess. You at the medbay?

Re: VIDEO;

[organ_pharming]

My lab, actually. Liege's temple.