re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ tf: idw | pharma

[Video]

[Pharma is busy putting away tools when the video turns on. His acolyte, who's usually bustling around while the medic addresses the camera is no where to be seen.

It should be worth noting that Pharma is actually holding the tools he's putting away.]

I'm afraid the vast repertoire of hand jokes are no longer going to be relevant. Loathe as I am to take away everyone's fun, I thought you should all know that I'm now better equipped to treat patients.

[The new hands are sleek and well crafted, just the right shade of blue, and.... claws.]

Not that I wasn't capable before. But it's much more convenient this way.

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Po-tay-toe po-tah-to.

'All the better to use-your-hands-to-grasp-the-whisk-firmly'.

That better?

[Po-what? You have totally lost him.]

The....whisk? [Organics don't make any sense.]

Well, I guess you wouldn't know. Robots don't cook.

Well, what are you gonna do now with those hands of yours?

If by 'cook', you mean energon processing- that would definitely not be my area of expertise.

Treat patients, of course. Who am I to deny the people my excellent medical care?

Wow, there's really a lot of doctors here, aren't there? First Ratchet, then First Aid, now you!

We're really lucky if one of us gets hurt.

Knock Out and Ambulon count as medically inclined as well- even if they aren't anywhere near my skill level.

Other cybertronians are fortunate. You? ....I doubt any of us have studied up on organic care.

I don't think I've met those two. Wow we've got a lot...

But you guys can't help us if we get sick...?

It seems the Lambda favors those that have completed medical school. It has good taste in that regard.

I'm a cybertronian surgeon. Not whatever it is they call mechs who muck around in organic systems. [A zoo-keeper maybe?]