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[arnhaid]

So I'm guessin' everybody got themselves back to normal? Nobody runnin' around gluing people to walls no more?

[Because he's fresh out of wall scrapers. Or something.]

Good news is, I got my altmode back.

[He pauses.]

Uh. Bad news is... kinda found out I wasn't affected no more... the hard way.

[Good job, Ironhide, what did you do.]

Comments

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

Yeaaaah, that doesn't sound too fun. Let's just limit the touchy-feely crap to hand shakes and junk.

[that probably isn't a joke]

Good. As long as we don't hit any speed bumps, you should be fine.

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[arnhaid]

Sounds more my style anyway.

Psh, I got it. Even if you do hit a couple bumps.

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

You definitely don't seem like the huggy type.

[OH YEAH? Gunmax finds a bump on PURPOSE. maybe fucking with the injured guy isn't all that great an idea but hey]

ACTION

[arnhaid]

Nope. More of the... punchin' type. I think.

[He says a word he probably shouldn't say around his adopted child decent company and grabs onto the bike.]

You're hilarious.

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax just grins to himself like the cocky little prick he is]

Ahh, was that a pothole? They just spring up on you out of nowhere, huh?

[Don't worry Irondad, WE'RE THERE. Gunmax slows to a stop. geeently.]

What was that you said about punching?

[you're not gonna punch him are you dad]

ACTION

[arnhaid]

Yeah, I was laughin' too hard to pay attention. Real comedian, you are.

[And once they're stopped, he does exactly that. It's not like the punches he normally throws. Those would probably end up mashing the poor kid's head in.]

[It's more a light cuff to the back of the head than a punch.]

There. That's what I said.

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

Hey! Tch, rattle my brains, why dontcha...

[ow well huh. Gunmax had that coming didn't he. That's about all he's got for complaining, though. He's just gonna not-pout and rub the back of his head]

ACTION

[arnhaid]

I could, if I tried.

[He shakes his head, and heaves himself up off the bike. But not before he thumps a hand down on Gunmax's shoulder. This is how men show affection, boy.]

Thanks, kid.

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

[MANLY AFFECTION. Gunmax digs it. he reaches up and thumps his fist against Ironhide's chest a couple times.]

Don't mention it, pops. Take care of yourself.

ACTION

[arnhaid]

Heh.

[And all is forgiven.]

Same to you. Watch yourself 'round here.

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

Hey, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's lookin' out for number one.

That said, I'm outta here.

[he revs the engine, but he's going to be a bro and wait until ironhide's ACTUALLY INSIDE before driving off. because he's secretly nice that way.]

ACTION

[arnhaid]

Yeah, yeah, get movin'.

[He waves him off.]

[... and totally watches him drive away. Just to make sure he doesn't flip the damn bike or something.]

ACTION

[badboybikerbot]

[no bike flipping, but he DOES pop a wheelie because fuck the police]