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[sciencetank]

A brief census, if you will. Typically, I'm not interested in such things, but... it may prove useful in determining the hows and whys of our arrivals.

That said...

Approximately, or, preferably, exactly, how many universes are represented by individuals within the Haven? Specifically Cybertronian universes.

[He pauses.]

Though, I suppose, if we're going to be entirely accurate, we also need to consider organic universes...

So consider this an informal survey. Do try and respond promptly.

Comments

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

What is a movie.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Really? Uh, well. You know TV, right?

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

The thing Power Joe is always watching?

[audio]

[kungfugeek]

Hey, those are telenovas.

Different than whatever Gunboy's spewing about.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Lazy.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

Tele... what?

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, that. Y'watch movies on 'em.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

A movie is like a telenova?

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

It's a thing that you watch on a... jeez, why am I so bad at this? People would get a bunch of actors together and film it, and then slap it up in theaters and stuff.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

Film it...

Oh.

It's like what Rewind has!

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, kind of! Only the cameras weren't attached to people's faces.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

Right... that would make sense.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Man, come to think of it, someone like him has to have dirt on everyone.

I wonder if he has any footage of Prowl doing something stupid.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

He says he has six million years' worth.

... Yes. I think he would. He made constellations of Prowl being harmed, after all. He must have something.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Did he really!?

Rewind is my new favorite spacebot. Holy crap. I need to see this.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

You should ask him, sometime. He hates Prowl even more than we do.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Is that right? He seems like such a nice little guy, too.

Wow though, does Prowl even have any friends? That's almost depressing.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

I think they have a bad history. And he dislikes how poorly Prowl thinks of us -- that he calls us names.

I don't know. It doesn't matter.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

I appreciate the little guy sticking up for us, I'll say that much.

I admit though, I've got this morbid curiosity about what makes Prowl tick.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

... He does more than just that.

A bad heart. That's what.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah? I don't really know him that well, honestly. Elaborate?

You might be right, but I don't think people just start off being assholes. You know?

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

Meet him sometime. He'll tell you about it. And... he might help you, with whatever you need.

I think Prowl did.

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Can't say I really need help with anything, but I guess I'll keep it in mind.

In any case, I'm planning on annoying the crap out of him.

[audio]

[thxforthememories]

Just be careful.

Re: [audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Heeeey, don' worry! It's me. Nothin's gonna happen that I don't outright deserve.