Video [Origin in Alpha Trion's temple]

[scienderp]

[The video feed is turned on, focusing on the face of a large, white mech with a very distinctly... worried and concerned expression. Guys, guys he was just under several feet of ice guys how did this happen what is this even-]

I have learned a few things from the ah... acolytes within this temple, but I have more questions for those who have been brought here.

My name is Skyfire, is there anyone here who would recognize that name?

[He's not going to mention any names specifically, but there's a definite hopeful lift to his tone.]

I'm looking for any other Autobots there may be out there as well... Even if I do not know you now, I would still like to learn more about you. It isn't necessary of course, but... it seems only right that we all get to know each other.

Comments

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh my, this is starting to get just a wee bit personal, dontcha think? Asking about my tinkering and whatnot~

But if you must know, yeah, I got those after I got an inside.

[Video]

[scienderp]

Then how can you function with a zipper around your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I ...dunno? I just do? I'm a bear, not a doctor!

[Video]

[scienderp]

What happens if you... er, remove your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

It comes off!

[Duh.]

Don't worry, it's safe. I've had it knocked off a few times before.

[Video]

[scienderp]

.... But how can you live without your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I dunno! I told you, I'm no doctor. Heck if I know how any of this works. That's just how it's always been.

[Video]

[scienderp]

... May I see you remove your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a shy giggle.]

Don't you think we're moving too fast~?

[Video]

[scienderp]

If you do not wish to, you do not have to. I've just never seen any creature remove its head before.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Nonsense, there's nothing more normal than taking your clothes off for strangers. Teddie does remove his head, rather easily, too. Instead of unzipping it like most people would expect, it just pops off. And of course there's someone inside. That won't just make things harder to explain.

Regardless, Teddie picks up his head and holds it in front of the screen.]

See? Nice, huh~?

[Video]

[scienderp]

.........

[BUT TEDDY YOU SAID-]

And it is not a costume?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[HE CAN EXPLAIN--actually no he can't, he's dumb.]

Nooo, it's my body.

[Video]

[scienderp]

[Why oh why didn't he listen to Mirage]

... Is there... more of you inside that er... that body?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Just my legs and stuff.

[Yeah seriously, why?]

[Video]

[scienderp]

.... But it isn't a costume.

[ow his processor ow ow ow ow]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[You know, he thought he'd have an easier time explaining this to transforming robots. Maybe he should have just lied...]

Yes and no?

[Video]

[scienderp]

Are you attached to it in any manner? Or are you confined within it?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Uh, no. It comes off pretty easy.

[Video]

[scienderp]

Then it is a costume.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, he gives up. Explaining stuff takes too much effort and brain power.]

Fine, it's just a costume.

[Video]

[scienderp]

[There's a long pause]

...

But I am sure you are a wonderful bear. Could you tell me more about bears?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He doesn't seem as enthusiastic anymore.]

The honey thing is a lie, topsicles is where it's at.

[Video]

[scienderp]

[Shit he depressed the bear human creature now he feels bad!]

... What is a topsicle?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[You're a bad robot, Skyfire.]

It's like a type of ice cream--Oh, that's right. Robots don't know what ice cream is. I feel kinda sorry for you guys, never knowing the sweet deliciousness...