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[The first thing Knock Out does after arriving to the medbay is to grab his communicator. It's obvious that he needs some medical help. He looks like he's gone to hell and back, with a nasty wound in his side and most of his finish scratched. He also looks about to go into stasis at any moment and only rage (and probably paranoia) is keeping him awake.]

I seriously wonder what sort of psychological test the Police Force takes before joining because if that's how an agent of the law acts I think we are all screwed.

[Knock Out gives Sentinel a nasty look and then continues.] This pychopath here tried to kill me and...[don't mind that shuffling and abrupt jerking of the video as sentinel grabs the device out of knock out's hands!]

--cannot believe- yeah, no, Knock Out just took a nasty fall because he was speeding in the Junk Pile like a moron. Apparently trying to help mechs you see leaking on the ground counts as attempted murder now?

[He shoots the look back at knock out. screw you, buddy.] Call me a psychopath all you want, I wasn't even anywhere near you when you crashed. Nor does it change the fact I saved your life.

You're welcome, by the way.

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I can't see the harm in it. Especially if Knock Out isn't the only one potentially stupid enough to do it.

[mmm rules MMM]

Ahh, but then someone's gonna have to be stuck patrolling the junk pile, and knowing my luck it's gonna be me. But pissing people off because I caught 'em speeding would be pretty funny...

I tentatively like this idea.

Plus, you could double up the day looking for useful stuff! You wanna do it? Go for it, we should probably have speed limits with the smaller organics wandering around, anyway.

You know what, you make a great point. Hell yeah, Megachin! Lets do it!

It's Sentinel Prime. [you green bag of dicks] I'll mention it to Blurr.

[god he hates being lower down on the rung again so much.]

Prime what. Like prime rib? What does that mean.

[SIIIIGH] It's a military rank.

Y'know what, that's somethin' I oughta learn. What is the military ranking system around here?

It's more on the Police Force because there's not enough people to really warrant an army.

[he's not even going to mention how the police force seems to fuck up even the most simple things. it kinda sucks fifty dicks, here.]

Yeah, yeah, same difference.

[to be fair half the police force is literally comprised of two year olds.]

[if he ever finds that out he might just give up on everything.]

That's great. You're new, I take it?

[poor guy]

What gave it away?

[the poor, poor racist.]

I've never seen you before. [a beat] Also, you're excited about doing anything here.

I've been here a couple months, hasn't been too long. And it's not so much excitement as it is boredom. This place sucks.

I'm certainly not going to deny that. At least you'll have something productive to do by fining mechs for speeding.

[he's SO JEALOUS not at all why would you enjoy that you're weird]

Better n'nothing.

[because ruining people's days is funny c'mon]

[okay, he's not gonna deny that. nor mention it. he can see this discussion has run its course.]

I'll let you know when I bring it to Blurr.

[and with that, he cuts the connection.]

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